What is this movie about?

[Humin]

A movie where the protagonist points out the obvious every 5 minutes that shadows are, in fact, darker than their surrounding area.

 

10.5

[Collective Foal]

A movie about the traumatic effects on young elementary school children when they are taught that there an infinite number of numbers, IN BETWEEN THE NORMAL NUMBERS!

 

Johnny Got His Gun

[Twilight Sparkle]

A movie about a boy who gets a shotgun for his 15th birthday, then promptly shoots someone by mistake. He then spends the rest of the movie trying to hide the evidence.

 

The Jungle Book

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

It's about a magical book that teliports you to a magical jungle of magic

 

 

 

Johnny got fingered

[danielsangeo]

...isn't that "Freddy Got Fingered"? If you meant that, here's what it's about:

 

David Zimmerman and his rival, Frederick "Freddy" Wurlitzer compete to create a computer protocol to gather more information on a user. Zimmerman ends up writing the more successful protocol known as finger and, Wurlitzer is the first to get "fingered".

 

(If you really meant "Johnny", just change Wurlitzer's first name to Jonathan.)

 

Nightmare Before Christmas

[Blue]

Turns out Santa Claus is schizophrenic.

 

Primer

[Collective Foal]

The first in a series of 2 second movies that teach children basic Latin.

 

30 Minutes or Less

[Chuckthe2nd]

A man wakes up in an alley with an explosive device locked around his neck. His cell phone rings in his pocket, and when he answers it, a voice tells him that he has 30 minutes to rob the biggest bank in the city, and bring the money to a certain location. If he doesn't complete this within the allotted time, the bomb will detonate.

 

Cloud Atlas

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

It is a documentary about the worst hurricane ever, named Atlas. It was 2,000 miles wide and went all the way across the U.S.

 

 

Jersey shore shark attack

[Collective Foal]

I don't bieve that's a real movie, but basically, Snooki eats people.

 

Oh, Chuck, you just gave the synopsis of the movie... Dafuq, bro

 

Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

[danielsangeo]

I don't remember what that movie is about.

 

The Abyss

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

It's the movie adaptation of donates inferno.

 

I don't bieve that's a real movie, but basically, Snooki eats people.

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Oh Jersey shore shark attack is a real movie, it is a made for tv by the syfy Chanel, and it is worse than you think it is.

 

 

Sleep away camp

[Alyxx Thorne]

The unofficial spiritual sequel to Inception.

 

Friday the 13th: Jason X

[Psychotic Ninja]

Ten Jasons are sent back in time to kill a woman named Friday. The problem is, there's only 13 of them in all time, and only ten Jasons. Each Jason can only go to one time period, due to one time travel, and if there's more than one Jason in a time period they all die.

 

 

Looper

[danielsangeo]

A documentary on the construction of the SooperDooperLooper roller coaster at HersheyPark, the first looping roller coaster on the east cost of the United States.

 

Gone With the Wind (Please, no hurricane jokes. Thanks.)

[Collective Foal]

So basically, there's like this guy, and he like, lives in a house. And he has these ruby slippers, but then his house gets taken away by a tornado to some place called Zo. The rest of the movie is from the tornado's perspective, so it's kind of boring but, whatever, ya know?

 

*And THAT was Totally Kyle!*

 

TOTALLY!

 

 

Where the Red Fern Grows.

[Humin]

Ok, so it's a movie about your mo- [MESSAGE ENDS ABRUPTLY]

 

October Sky.

[danielsangeo]

October Sky is a porn actress but the movie is not a porn movie; it is a docudrama about how the little girl from nowhere-ville Nebraska became October Sky, the most celebrated porn actress in 20 years.

 

Inception

[BTGBullseye]

Inception is all about being inside an experimental vehicle called 'Ception'. Why it's called that, no one knows, but at least it isn't called 'Rustbucket-Deathtrap'!

 

The One.

[Humin]

Me.

 

Resident Evil 2.