What is this movie about?

[Collective Foal]

Daniel, yes, it's the kevin james thing.

 

OT: A delightful play on words titles this stunningly boring, 3 hour time lapse of an oranges growth from seed, to tree, to fruit.

[Twilight Sparkle]

It's the movie about nothing! How do we know when it's over?

 

Full Metal Jacket

[Alyxx Thorne]

The sequel to Full Metal Alchemist, about Edward's new jacket.

 

Blue Velvet

[Collective Foal]

A treasure hunter's journey through time and space to find the supposedly mythical element, Battranium, known in the famous legends of the Notari tribe as the key ingredient of Blue Velvet cake, a confection so delicious that those who have eaten it will never feel anything but pure joy for the rest of their lives.

 

Salt

[Alyxx Thorne]

Salt.

 

Cool As Ice

[Psychotic Ninja]

It's a video documentary on ice, the different types of ice, and all of their uses.

 

 

Monkey Shines.

[Humin]

A man and his shining "monkey".

 

Evangelion 2.22

[danielsangeo]

A spinoff of the Chronicles of Narnia movies. The son of Lucy Pevensie, affected by the stories her mother told while he was a child, begins to evangelize about Aslan on Earth, creating a new religion and attracting the ire of other Earth religions. The notion to do so came to him in a dream where Aslan repeated the same thing, over and over again, to him: "2.22".

 

Logan's Run

[Alyxx Thorne]

Logan running and running and running and running and... BOOM!

 

Follow That Bird

[Blue]

A BBC documentary about a mallard duck that migrates from Sussex to Wrexham, but is hit by a bus and mourned by flies.

 

Master & Commander

[Alyxx Thorne]

Alternate title for Patton.

 

Star Trek Nemesis

[Twilight Sparkle]

A prank war between rival asteroid miners set in the distant future.

 

The Happening

[Humin]

Now.

 

Silent Hill

[danielsangeo]

Jonah Hill plays a mute in this dramedy that tries to be Oscar material but gets a lot of eye-rolls from critics and consumers alike.

 

The Goonies

[Collective Foal]

A bunch of Italian mobster henchmen (goons) go on a quest for buried treasure.

 

Hot Fuzz

[Alyxx Thorne]

A furry porn movie.

 

The Cinema Snob Movie

[Collective Foal]

A movie about people with mild dyslexia who eat lots of cinnamon and continuously blow their noses. (I first read it as "Cinnamon Snot Movie", so yea)

 

Deliverance

[danielsangeo]

A low-budget pornographic rip-off of Kevin Costner's "The Postman", in post-apocalyptica, a man strives to deliver the letters in a postal bag he found, all addressed to VERY grateful women in their twenties, early-thirties.

 

Puss in Boots

[Blue]

Also known as

 

Starry Night Porn Star 5

Brought to you by Stihl Leather & Boot, GmBh.

 

Run, Lola Run

[Epsilon]

A captivating film centered around a marathon runner named Lola Run.

 

Dark Shadows