What is this movie about?

[Humin]

A movie about me staring at someone.

 

Rocky LXVIII

[Arby]

A police drama about the chase to discover the suspected thief behind several prominent bike robberies in the Philadelphia area.

 

(Weren't we supposed to use real movies?)

 

Dr. Sex

[Madman]

An insane gynecologist who furiously molests his customers.

 

Zorba the greek.

[Alyxx Thorne]

A greek gynecologist who gets eaten by a giant vagina.

 

Home Alone 4

[Psychotic Ninja]

A survivor Horror prequel to a movie series no one asked for, in which generic teenagers are trapped inside a killer house that's trying to kill them all.

 

 

 

Donnie Darko

[danielsangeo]

It is revealed that the short-tempered Donald Duck dons a disguise and fights crime as the terror that flaps in the night.

 

National Treasure

[Scorpia]

When a man named Clyde loses his Zip Code to the IRS, he formulates a plan where the bioterrorism taskforce known as the IGYHA are the only ones who can help him. at the same time, his ex wife, Bianca, A swimming coach using a drowning accident to separate Clyde from his children, Keeps cutting his brakes and siphoning his gas throughout the entire film. Towards the end of the film you find out it was Thomas who spiked his pepto-bismal with Heroine in an attempt to deceive the guard dog into thinking his master was dead. Using the distraction to convince the Chicago Bears to host a game asking the IRS to give his house back only to find out his house was never gone, he just simply received the wrong letter due to him living in a duplex. Bianca does end up going to jail, not for sabotage, but leaving her kid home alone during the entire summer this film takes place.

 

(wow, my bullshit almost seems like a good movie. )

Jack Frost

[Humin]

A movie about a male prostitute who has a fetish for using sex toys made of ice on his customers.

 

Idiocracy.

[Collective Foal]

When the entire US Congress and Supreme Court become alcoholics, their brains suffer from the poison and cause them to pass ridiculous laws that oddly enough, benefit America and its citizens (Comedy, 140 min) Will Ferrell, Steve Carrel

 

Troy

[Psychotic Ninja]

A movie about my dad.

 

 

S. Darko

[Alyxx Thorne]

Donnie Darko's brother.

 

Escape from New York

[danielsangeo]

A man tries to find peace and quiet in upstate New York but is constantly drawn back into the hectic lifestyle of downtown New York City he's trying to leave behind .

 

Brave

(I'm going to see it tomorrow! Woo!)

[Psychotic Ninja]

It's about a CGI movie about Courage The Cowardly Dog, but it failed so badly no one mentions it, ever.

 

 

The Amazing Spider-Man

[Collective Foal]

A spider with the capabilities of humans (i.e. Talking, Bipedal Walking, etc.) is found in a rainforest and used by American circuses for profit. This amazing family movie will teach children to stamd up for themselves and believe in the true ideals of the American dream when the spider breaks free from his prison, but will soon crush their hopes and dreams as it literally crushes the spider with a giant boot made of pure irony.

 

The Shawshank Redemption

[Alyxx Thorne]

The redemption of Shaw Shank, a famous super model (not).

 

Doom

[Collective Foal]

Everyone dies. Like, the actors themselves die. The end. Starring Tina Turner, Kristin Stewart, Tyler Perry, and Mark Hammil

 

"Dumb and Dumber"

[Alyxx Thorne]

The movie about average CoD gamers.

 

Robocop

[Collective Foal]

When a robot and a police officer love each other VERY much...

 

Catch Me If You Can

[Alyxx Thorne]

A movie about STD's.

 

Eraser

[Collective Foal]

A docudrama on the secret lives led by famous Writers, in which we discover the secret neurological tendency that makes them all raging alcoholics.

 

Rainman