What is this movie about?

[Pinkie Pie]

It's about someone who walks backwards, accidentally walking into the future. Also he meets Old Felix but Felix still ninja's him goddammit.

 

"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

[Chuckthe2nd]

It's Gene Wilder being a creep.

 

Lion King

[danielsangeo]

A charismatic but eccentric man fools everyone into believing he is the monarch of an unknown (and fictional) African nation.

 

(Well, shoot, that sounds like a Sacha Baron Cohen flick)

 

Adventures of Tintin

[Arby]

The story of The Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz up to the point where he froze in place with no oil

 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

[danielsangeo]

An art-house piece about a group of teenagers protesting humans swimming in the sea by going on a hunger strike, told from a series of tiny cameras implanted in their large intestines.

 

Spaceballs

[Pinkie Pie]

Giant, talking, testicles in space.

 

Batman Begins

[Alyxx Thorne]

A 30 minute filming of someone giving birth to a hideously deformed baby with bat ears and a bat nose.

 

Videodrome

[Brad]

James Woods plays the role of a TV producer who's on the brink of losing his job. He creates a new TV show in a last ditch attempt to save his studio. The show becomes successful and becomes part of the primetime lineup on Nickelodeon.

 

Predator

[Alyxx Thorne]

Independent movie someone made about their cat. It had a successfull run at icanhascheezburger.com and the sundance festival. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the cat's owner and spends the movie sounding unintelligible.

 

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[Brad]

Documentary on the life of Jack Nicholson.

 

The Evil Dead

[Twilight Sparkle]

A cliché zombie film.

 

South Park, Bigger Longer & Uncut.

[Pinkie Pie]

A video of someone's dick affectionately named 'South Park' undergoing penis reconstruction surgery.

 

Popeye: The Movie

[Chuckthe2nd]

A film about a man with a serious eye condition, and his struggle for survival whilst his eyeballs constantly keep falling out.

 

The Hunger Games.

[Brad]

An inspirational story based on true events detailing the heroics of a man who feeds the homeless.

 

Elf

[danielsangeo]

A documentary about a man who joins the Earth Liberation Front, an eco-terrorist group.

 

The Muppets Take Manhattan

[Epsilon]

An epic tale centered around 300 Muppet warriors who must, against the most uneven of odds, reclaim the city of Manhattan, which has been occupied by a corrupt Cookie Monster and his imperialistic regime.

 

"Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"

[Psychotic Ninja]

A squeal to a movie, based on a never ending war between stars, and Mr. Empire strikes back at the rival gang.

 

 

Reno 911!: Miami

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

A movie about aliens who move the city of Reno and suspend it 911 meters over Miami

 

Night of the living dead

[Alyxx Thorne]

A documentary about the night rave culture.

 

Kill Bill

[Twilight Sparkle]

A movie about a man who hired a hitman to kill his boss, but now he can't pay for it, and he has to come up with the money or be murdered himself.

 

The Core.