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  Half-LifeFan365 said:
Freeman's Mind 2 he's not even done with the original Freeman's Mind yet?

It's just predictions or suggestions for what you think will/should be in it, like how you think Freeman would react to what happens in HL2. Mostly just for laughs.

 

ie:

G-man: "You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services."

 

Freeman: "Woah, woah, woah. No. I don't give a damn if you can bend spacetime to your will, I'm not some two-cent whore for you to just pimp out to your space-buddies."

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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  scott155 said:
  Half-LifeFan365 said:
Freeman's Mind 2 he's not even done with the original Freeman's Mind yet?

It's just predictions or suggestions for what you think will/should be in it, like how you think Freeman would react to what happens in HL2. Mostly just for laughs.

 

ie:

G-man: "You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services."

 

Freeman: "Woah, woah, woah. No. I don't give a damn if you can bend spacetime to your will, I'm not some two-cent whore for you to just pimp out to your space-buddies."

 

 

Ok thanks for explaining that.

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  Half-LifeFan365 said:

Ok thanks for explaining that.

I have genuinely no idea if you're being sarcastic or not, but you're welcome either way :lol:

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Civil Protection Officer: Pick up that can!

 

Gordon Freeman: I'm not picking up that can, you pick it up.

 

Civil Protection: Pick it up.

 

Gordon Freeman: What is this? 1984?

 

Civil Protection: Now put it in the trash can....

 

Gordon Freeman: Fascists! Communist Fascists! Communist Nazi Fascists! This is some fucked up country, I'm leaving..... the Soviet paratroopers did land while I was gone.....

 

 

Wallace Breen: Welcome to City 17, where you have been chosen for

 

Gordon Freeman: What is this? Communist heaven? This looks more like the Soviet Union than America. How long was I asleep? Did the Soviets win the Cold War?! AH! 1984!!!!

 

There should seriously be tons of references to 1984 though. :3

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  scott155 said:
  Box Tactics said:
When he finds out who Alyx is, he'll figure out that she was only, like, three the last time they met, and he will proceed to have an extended period of self-disgust.

"Oh shit, am I a pedophile? Nonono... No. I mean, I wasn't attracted to her until she's like twenty something, right? So no pedo. And technically I should be forty seven now, but biologically I'm still twenty seven because my cells didn't age during suspended animation. Shit, statutory rape gets confusing when you factor in time travel. You know what, fuck it, she's hot and I'm already a fugitive."

 

"There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you..."

 

"So, wait, you're OKAY with me fucking your daughter? WHY WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT?! ...Wait, why am I getting angry at this?"

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  Masterlink981 said:
Civil Protection Officer: Pick up that can!

 

Gordon Freeman: I'm not picking up that can, you pick it up.

 

Civil Protection: Pick it up.

 

Gordon Freeman: What is this? 1984?

 

Civil Protection: Now put it in the trash can....

 

Gordon Freeman: Fascists! Communist Fascists! Communist Nazi Fascists! This is some fucked up country, I'm leaving..... the Soviet paratroopers did land while I was gone.....

 

 

Wallace Breen: Welcome to City 17, where you have been chosen for

 

Gordon Freeman: What is this? Communist heaven? This looks more like the Soviet Union than America. How long was I asleep? Did the Soviets win the Cold War?! AH! 1984!!!!

 

There should seriously be tons of references to 1984 though. :3

if i'm not mistaken, Half-life takes place in 200X, right?

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  GordonFreeman said:
  Masterlink981 said:
Civil Protection Officer: Pick up that can!

 

Gordon Freeman: I'm not picking up that can, you pick it up.

 

Civil Protection: Pick it up.

 

Gordon Freeman: What is this? 1984?

 

Civil Protection: Now put it in the trash can....

 

Gordon Freeman: Fascists! Communist Fascists! Communist Nazi Fascists! This is some fucked up country, I'm leaving..... the Soviet paratroopers did land while I was gone.....

 

 

Wallace Breen: Welcome to City 17, where you have been chosen for

 

Gordon Freeman: What is this? Communist heaven? This looks more like the Soviet Union than America. How long was I asleep? Did the Soviets win the Cold War?! AH! 1984!!!!

 

There should seriously be tons of references to 1984 though. :3

if i'm not mistaken, Half-life takes place in 200X, right?

I could be wrong, but I think He's talking about the book 1984, not implying Freeman is from 1984.

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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>Sees rebels tearing down Breencast monitor

 

"Hell yeah! Row, row, fight the power! I was hoping they would do that!"

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Dr. Kleiner: Oh, Eli, I’m sorry, but surely there’s no need for undue alarm. Alyx is well out of

harm’s way by now.

 

Alyx: Well, actually, we’re still at the Citadel.

 

Dr. Kleiner: What? Oh, dear, but there’s really no time! The core is exceedingly close to

collapse. Why, there’s no way to get far enough away without first, well – nothing short of a

direct intervention in the core could possibly retard the reaction!

 

Gordon: "Direct Intervention!?" NO WAY! If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd be in Fiji wearing nothing besides a loin cloth while I'm slow roasted by natives praying to Quetzlcoatl... Wait, that's an Aztec god. I guess my brain is still a little scrambled from being buried under rubble.

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(After finding out what happens when you touch the sand in Sandtraps)

 

Freeman: Sooo... the floor is lava?

 

(Right before the Antilon Guard)

 

Freeman: OH GREAT, how am I gonna get past this? Give me a bigger monster will'ya?

 

(Antilon Guard appears)

 

Freeman:...SARCASM, SARCASM, S-A-R-C-A-S-M, WHY CAN'T ALIENS UNDERSTAND THIS!? FIRST THE SWAMP PLANET, NOW THIS!?

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

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  yoshiandluigi3 said:
What would his reaction be to the hunter-chopper in d1_canals_13 that drops like 100 bombs on you?

"QUIT SHITTING ON ME YOU BASTARDS!!!"

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Once he actually gets to Half-Life 2 and almost none of these reactions actually happen, I think it'd be cool if Ross recorded himself saying all the lines here and then uploaded them.

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  kjc609 said:
Once he actually gets to Half-Life 2 and almost none of these reactions actually happen, I think it'd be cool if Ross recorded himself saying all the lines here and then uploaded them.

Not all, just his top 20.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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  BTGBullseye said:
  kjc609 said:
Once he actually gets to Half-Life 2 and almost none of these reactions actually happen, I think it'd be cool if Ross recorded himself saying all the lines here and then uploaded them.

Not all, just his top 20.

 

Fair enough.

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  Pinkie Pie said:
Finally found this article about just this very thing. It actually seems almost like stuff Ross would write when you look at it.

 

If the series carries over to HL2

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

If the series doesn't carry over to HL2

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

More additions to the first category!

 

He will plan to use his Antlion army to become king of the world.

He will call the first Strider he sees "Simba".

Barney will be voiced by Ian Riley and his in-game dialogue will be recorded over somehow.

He'll compliment the Combine for placing warning signs near their dangerous equipment, saying that it's more than Black Mesa ever did.

He will be pissed when Alyx refers to him as "Gordon", while all the other Resistance members call him "Dr. Freeman". He earned his degree dammit, he didn't graduate from MIT so he could be addressed as a peasant.

This Troper just wonders if Ross is seeing all these...

 

And additions to the second category!

 

Valve will ask Ross to announce Half Life 3 in the final episode.

With episode 58 detouring into Half-Life: Uplink, the series will end the same way as the demo, with Gordon cornered by a Gargantua with no possible way to kill it.

This one is jossed. He teleports back into the Lambda Core at the end.

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Somewhere during Our Benefactors

Gordon: Jesus Christ, this place makes Black Mesa look like a daycare!

While in Ravenholm

Gordon: Okay, hoooold on, twenty years sense shit hit the fan and the facehuggers have evolved into multiple Rakes, something isn't right here. Either Darwin's theory on evolution was wrong or these things just evolve whenever the hell they want too. Either or I'm still fucked, gun or no, because somewhere there is a facehugger that can psychically fuck my mind, cause me to foam at the mouth, start a religion on them, and begin a theocratic government based on it where there is no free will. I don't want that shit, I REALLY don't want that shit.

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