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Finally found this article about just this very thing. It actually seems almost like stuff Ross would write when you look at it.

 

If the series carries over to HL2

 

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If the series doesn't carry over to HL2

 

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"There are no good reasons. Only legal ones."

 

VALVE: "Sometimes bugs take more than eighteen years to fix."

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" Gordon Freeman, it's really is you isn't it?"

" And Teacher, please, you must be old as fuck"

 

*Kleiner is Gordon's teacher in MiT

Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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I kind of assumed that Freeman would be lovestruck or otherwised hypnotized by Alyx the first time that he sees her for some reason. Maybe play it off with some dialog of some sort about looking for women a few minutes beforehand. After all, she is one of the only women you see in the entire series.

 

At any rate, I expect at least one repopulation joke SOMEWHERE in FM2.

 

"You're a man of few words, aren't you?"

 

*staring at T and/or A* "...what?"

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Here's one for when he gets to Xen later:

 

"Wait a minute...This IS a swamp planet! So what the hell were those aliens doing in that freezer?!"

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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I always imagined after killing the first Antlion Guard in Nova Prospect and having all the Antlions come back to you Ross saying "Yeah. Always trust the guy with guns."

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Rebel: Dr. Freeman, wait! I'll come with you.

 

Freeman: Uh, no you won't. I can manage by myself. You can die.

 

Rebel: Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!

 

Freeman: Why would I...you're crazy. I bet you're another one of those zombies I saw back in Black Mesa.

 

Rebel: Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

 

Freeman: Oh, for cry- Hey, me too! I like cheese. But, you're still weird for saying that, though.

 

Rebel: I'm not even gonna tell you to SHUT UP!

 

Freeman: Hey, fuck you too, buddy.

He who fights drummers

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*When seeing the rollermines on the highway*

 

Gordon: Hey look, it is more D0g balls... heh... balls... hey wait a second, what is it... GAHH!! I WAS GOING TO LIKE YOU BUT YOU BETRAYED ME!! GET IN THE OCEAN!! YOU LOST YOUR LAND PRIVALAGES!!

 

*After getting up from the Metropolice beatdown*

 

Gordon: If you are going to talk that close to my face, atleast use some toothpaste first. Your breath reminds me of the radioactive waste that was all over Black Mesa.

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When Gordon meets Alyx, he will think she worked in the biology dept and try to hit on her.

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When he finds out who Alyx is, he'll figure out that she was only, like, three the last time they met, and he will proceed to have an extended period of self-disgust.

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  Box Tactics said:
When he finds out who Alyx is, he'll figure out that she was only, like, three the last time they met, and he will proceed to have an extended period of self-disgust.

"Oh shit, am I a pedophile? Nonono... No. I mean, I wasn't attracted to her until she's like twenty something, right? So no pedo. And technically I should be forty seven now, but biologically I'm still twenty seven because my cells didn't age during suspended animation. Shit, statutory rape gets confusing when you factor in time travel. You know what, fuck it, she's hot and I'm already a fugitive."

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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  scott155 said:
  Box Tactics said:
When he finds out who Alyx is, he'll figure out that she was only, like, three the last time they met, and he will proceed to have an extended period of self-disgust.

"Oh shit, am I a pedophile? Nonono... No. I mean, I wasn't attracted to her until she's like twenty something, right? So no pedo. And technically I should be forty seven now, but biologically I'm still twenty seven because my cells didn't age during suspended animation. Shit, statutory rape gets confusing when you factor in time travel. You know what, fuck it, she's hot and I'm already a fugitive."

 

That sounds perfect. Just perfect.

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  Hazard said:
  danielsangeo said:
Breen (recording): "Welcome! Welcome to City 17."

Freeman: "I know that voice..."

Breen: "You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers..."

Freeman: "Yeah, the old administrator hasn't changed one bit. Thinking he runs the joint. But I have news for you, buddy: I just killed a giant space fetus. What have you done? Can you name even one thing? I thought not.* Yeah, I'm the man." (sees vortigaunt sweeping) "Christ, it's one of those things! Where's my gun?!"

 

* ...then when Breen says the same thing a lot later, Freeman can respond with one of those "We're not so different, you and I" realizations. ;)

The vortigaunt is going to be the least of his worries after he sees the strider.

 

I think the bit where he first sees the strider should be the end of an episode. So he's basically talking about something, and stops and stares at the strider as it goes past, then makes some sort of "I'm screwed" remark, then the episode ends.

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If there's one thing im looking forward to it must be Ravenholm that would be my favorite part! especially because i would love to see his reaction to father grigori and the fast zombie. I also think he would talk about the squirrel story again when he sees the electricity fence!

 

 

 

Grigori: "Oh, light may thy name be spoken in the graves, and spelled in bones and ashes"

 

 

Freeman: "what in the name of God are you talking about you weird Russian monk!"

 

 

 

Or when the rebels start talking

 

 

rebel: "Don't forget to reload Dr Freeman"

 

 

Freeman: "How could i!?"

 

 

"i can't get this tune out of my head! (whistles)"

 

 

 

Freeman: "how can you not get that out of your head there's barely any rhythm in that!"

 

 

 

 

 

Rebel: "Sometimes, i dream about cheese"

 

 

 

 

Freeman: "What the fuck?!?"

 

 

 

 

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Rebel: "Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

Freeman: "Yeah, I know what you're thinking. A little brie, a little Gruyère, maybe some mozzarella. But keep that cottage cheese crap away from me. I had a bowl of that once and I dreamed that the cheese had become this monster, throwing globs of cottage cheese at me. It's like that scene from the end of Ghostbusters, only with cottage cheese instead of marshmallow. It's the Stay Lumpy Cottage Cheese Man."

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*Healing scene in Episode 2*

 

Wait... what are they saying? This reminds me of those times on Dora The Explorer when they chant "Swiper no swiping!" constantly... so... DEATH, NO KILLING. DEATH, NO KILLING.

 

*After the Healing scene*

 

Whoa, that stuff sent me on some trip. Maybe I was wrong insulting these aliens. If they give me free drugs, I am always cool with them.

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Grigori: Tread lightly, for this is hallowed ground.

Freeman: Tread lightly, for I don't give a hollowed shit.

 

*Freeman passing through Ravenholm cemetery*

Freeman: I wonder if grave robbing is still illegal even after aliens take over the planet.

 

Grigori: Fair Well Brother!

Freeman: Peace out mah nigga

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