Freeman is paranoid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

There's nothing worse than a butter shortage Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Your bathroom mirror isn't one way glass Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

This dose not smell like chloroform freeman, your just being paranoid

[Collective Foal]

Nobody put roofies in your drink, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Humin]

My drink isn't spiked, Freeman. You're ju- *thump*

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I'm not going to do horribal things to human as he is past out freeman, your just being paranoid

[Collective Foal]

Whooves isn't going door to door in his neighborhood to tell everyone he's a sex offender, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Luis]

The german guy at the gym is not gonna rape you when you drop the soap, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Blue]

That dragon isn't orange Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Collective Foal]

Blue isn't back, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Google isn't evil Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Humin]

Hammocks don't kill people when they sleep on them Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

You will never be made in to a cupcake freeman you just being paranoid

[Collective Foal]

That hooker didn't have Herpes, Freeman; You're just being paranoid.

[danielsangeo]

Inspired by recent events on the forum, here is the "You're just being paranoid" thread, inspired from Episode 28 of Freeman's Mind.

 

In this thread, you chide the poster above you for something (anything), followed by, well, y'know.

 

And go!

 

Edit: Originally this post was first in a topic that was merged with the original ''Freeman is paranoid.'' thread - Luis

[AP_Pastor]

Nice!

Bruce can't type faster than the speed of light, Daniel. You're just being paranoid.

[Zaraki]

There is no cooking show disguised as a millitary base,Pastor.You're just being paranoid.

[danielsangeo]

Giant tentacle monsters aren't out there planning to have their way with you, Zaraki. You're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

The lack of subtitles isn't draining your soul, Daniel. you're just being paranoid.

[Peran]

The mirror in your bathroom isn't a one-way mirror that the government installed a camera behind, Bullseye. You're just being paranoid.