Freeman is paranoid.

[mehdawg654]

"No one is gonna use the Source Filmmaker to make gay TF2 porn, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[Collective Foal]

"Nobody's going to come to Kings Dominion with a gun, Freeman. You're just being paranoid!"

[mehdawg654]

"Your conscious isn't gonna force you to become Alyx's emotional support, inadvertently strengthening your bond with her, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

There isn't an oddly high amount of bronys on the forum of a web sight dedicated to your minnd freeman, your just being paranoid.

[Collective Foal]

The signatures don't have images anymore Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

[Twilight Sparkle]

You won't regret changing your forum name Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Collective Foal]

You won't regret changing your forum name Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

That stings bro

 

Swirling clouds don't prelude tornados Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[scott155]

The aliens aren't going to probe you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

No, Freeman, we're not putting extra plating on the HEV suit's ass just because you think that.

[Luis]

The injection systems on your HEV don't contain poison, or nanorobots that are gonna take over your brain, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Your suit helmet doesn't have hidden speakers that play subliminal messages Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[scott155]

You don't have to wear a goatee to fend off angry garden gnomes, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Luis]

The lab assistant does not want to rape you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Arby]

The soldiers weren't positioning themselves so the recoil from your shots would knock you off the cliff, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Luis]

The cheese powder in the doritos the administrator gave you isn't sleep powder, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Obsidian]

The recording light on your VCR isn't sending subliminal messages to your brain, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Alyxx Thorne]

GMan isn't stalking you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Luis]

Kleiner didn't put a hidden camera in your bathroom freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[scott155]

"That cat isn't secretly a gun, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[danielsangeo]

That stuffed clown at the end of your bed isn't plotting to strangle you in the night, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

A man wearing a hockey mask isn't going to endlessly stalk you with a machete, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

..what else...?

Homicidal maniacs that haunt your dreams can't actually kill you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

That Good Guy doll isn't possessed with the spirit of a murderer, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

Just because someone asks if you "want to see something really scary" on a deserted road doesn't mean that he's going to turn into a demon and kill you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

(Anyone ready for horror movie month?)

 

Oh, and:

 

There are no beasts from Hell in the Miskatonic Tunnel, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Obsidian]

There is no helmet, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.