Freeman is paranoid.

[mehdawg654]

"Civil Protection isn't a bunch of white trash homophobes, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"Gina Cross and Judith Mossman aren't the same person, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"The Vortigaunts aren't pure evil, Freeman. You're just being xenophobic."

[scott155]

"Ferrets didn't cause the attack on Pearl Harbor, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Brad]

Jimmy Hoffa isn't buried beneath the floor tiles of the locker room Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[mehdawg654]

"The Barn Advisor isn't Breen in a host body, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[danielsangeo]

Dead people aren't communicating with you through the white noise snow on televisions, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

"The Smurfs" isn't a parable to espouse the virtues of communism, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

The moon isn't laughing at you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

Hollywood celebrities aren't undercover aliens, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

Nobody is watching your every move, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

No one is harvesting the organs of Black Mesa employees in their sleep, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

There is no face of a baby in the sun, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

Cats don't steal your breath in your sleep, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[scott155]

"The aliens aren't going to teleport inside you and pop you like a baloon, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[saja]

"There are no turret guns built in every stairway to kill the employees Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"A pony picture won't cause a shitstorm Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Hooston]

"There's no guy in a blue suit following you Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Scorpia]

"There's no plan to force you into an intervention when you get home, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"The rollercoaster operator isn't going to kill you by releasing the restraints mid-loop, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"there's nobody who looks like you putting words in your mouth and posting it on the internet, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"No one's making fun of you behind your back Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Scorpia]

"The neighbor doesn't sleep in your bed and use your shower when you're at work, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Psychotic Ninja]

"There aren't people who are using bath salts as a drug Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[scott155]

"Black Mesa doesn't lock their workers in, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Black Mesa isn't frivolously spending grant money on a giant nut-cracking room, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Scorpia]

your kidney wasn't removed after a roofie party in Vegas, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[scott155]

"Defibrillators aren't rigged to make your heart explode if it detects that you don't have health insurance, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Alyx' breasts aren't fake, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[danielsangeo]

"No one said that owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[Scorpia]

"You're not sitting on a pressure bomb i put put in your chair, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"It won't go off the second you get up Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"I didn't wire a voice switch making it explode when you use multiple syllables, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[danielsangeo]

Your coworkers aren't holograms, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

No one has hired the homeless to terrorize you in your sleep, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.