Freeman is paranoid.

[Bravetriforcer]

"There isn't a Swedish scientist that looks almost exactly like you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"Your beard isn't secretly alive Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Bravetriforcer]

"Your beard IS secretly alive, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"The military isn't finding you because of your beard Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[scott155]

"Not all aliens are bastards, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"The soldiers aren't really that stupid Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Obsidian]

"Gum doesn't make your teeth rot faster, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[Bravetriforcer]

"No one's lacing itching powder in your HEV suit, Freeman, you're just being paranoid

[Obsidian]

"There's no society of smooth talking midgets that syphons your gas, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[Humin]

There isn't text at the side of your eyes listing people you don't know while you're taking the tram Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Twilight Sparkle]

"The FBI hasn't discovered your list Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

(I can't believe no one thought of this sooner. This is fun!)

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

There isn't a strang man in your head that controls the world in your sleep Freeman your just being paranoid

[scott155]

"The underground tram system isn't haunted by the souls of the damned, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"The anemometers aren't trying to kill you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"The military's disaster response protocol isn't to kill everyone Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Psychotic Ninja]

"The helmet to your hazard suit isn't trying to kill you Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Pinkie Pie]

"You're not the most paranoid man on earth, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[Psychotic Ninja]

"The cake isn't a lie Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Obsidian]

"Your bank isn't stealing money from your accounts, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"Rabbits don't kill for sugary cereals, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"French fries aren't inhabited by societies of the world's smallest German spies trying to infiltrate your body and set up camp in your colon, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[scott155]

"The administrator's not a Bond villain, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Obsidian]

"The Hanes underwear fruit guys aren't alien ambassadors from a distant planet trying to make an informal declaration of war against our genitals, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"He's not going to start smacking his lips, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"The guns around here don't have live ammunition, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."