Freeman is paranoid.

[Selfsurprise]

Russia hasn't just sent mutant occult-savvy commandos to your location, Zaraki, you're just being paranoid.

[TheTron852]

Nobody has been ignoring and\or forgotten about you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[ScottD.Betson]

Freeman!!!! you are paranoid

[Selfsurprise]

ScottD.Betson isn't trying to tell you that you actually are paranoid, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[ScottD.Betson]

spiderman didnt die by Deadpools hands Freeman, youre just being paranoid

[AP_Pastor]

You're not in love with your best friend and she found someone, Freeman. You're just being fucking paranoid.

 

Well guess this will also be my vent too.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

The start of Freeman's Mind 2 isn't just an April Fool's prank Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

[Psychotic Ninja]

No really, it's not an April Fool's joke, Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

[AP_Pastor]

You didn't end up in Hawaii, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Zaraki]

The CIA didn't fuck you over,Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

You're not back in action, Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

[Alyxx Thorne]

You're not awesome at throwing cans, you're just paranoid

[Jeb_CC]

Alyxx didn't miss the 'Freeman' in her post, Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

[ScottD.Betson]

THE CIA DID FUCK YOU OVER FREEMAN!!!!! YOU ARE NOT PARANOID!!

[AP_Pastor]

The G Man didn't try to French kiss you, Freeman, You're just being paranoid

[Psychotic Ninja]

The forums aren't active again because you returned, Freeman, you're just being paranoid

[Luis]

There aren't old members of the forum just popping up again, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

[TheTron852]

No, that wasn't really a tripod back there, Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

[Psychotic Ninja]

The G-Man isn't stalking you, Freeman, you're being paranoid.

[Dragon Song]

Kleiner isn't in Hawaii, Freeman. You are just being paranoid.