Insults n' stuff

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Make insults and comebacks n' stuff.

 

 

Example: I'd be doing the world a favor my beating your face in, it's so damn ugly it's banned in 36 states.

 

[Chuckthe2nd]

I'd sooner staple a skunk to my forehead and attend a banjo player's convention than post any more in this thread.

[Bravetriforcer]

I expected this thread to be as pleasant as snuggling a sea of fluffy ponies. Then I saw Chuckthe2nd was here.

[Chuckthe2nd]

I expected this thread to be as pleasant as snuggling a sea of fluffy ponies. Then I saw Chuckthe2nd was here.

Alllllrighty then. Glad to hear it.

 

You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

[Pinkie Pie]

Mmkay?

[Epsilon]

I expected this thread to be as pleasant as snuggling a sea of fluffy ponies. Then I saw Chuckthe2nd was here.

Alllllrighty then. Glad to hear it.

 

You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

 

You're quite the hypocrite to contrive an insult regarding highways considering that you're as much of a blithering, erroneous idiot as an inebriated, high-on-acid squirrel with down syndrome on an eight-lane highway.

 

amidoinitrite

[Psychotic Ninja]

You liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze! I'd rather have to deal with Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze then even think of you.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom company.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I tryed to get a mind like yours but the dollar store was closed.

[Brad]

I must be at a freakshow, I see only bearded ladies here.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Remember the day you got laid?

Yeah, I don't either.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Have I ever said that you were a really cool guy? No? Good!

[BTGBullseye]

Ever seen a spider on Acid? You on a good day.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Stupid kennnnigets!

[BTGBullseye]

Ever had a six-inch diameter log shoved up your... Oh, wait... That's why you're like this...

[Chuckthe2nd]

Your face looks like it was on fire, and someone put it out with a fork.

[danielsangeo]

I'd tell you what I thought of you, but...well....this being a family forum, I can't say it!

[Epsilon]

So... a thought crossed your mind? Must've been a long and lonely journey.

[danielsangeo]

You must be jealous.

[BTGBullseye]

It is a recognized scientific law that gang members are physically incapable of dressing or talking intelligently... You make them look like Shakespeares...