What is Your Favourite Freeman's Mind Quote/Episode/Moment

[Doublenature]

My favorites are the ones where he just flips out and goes: "Akakakfjeigaehawafsasaa!!!" He always pulls it off so good.

[kuzmuz]

The Ambassador Pineapple was hilarious, but, to me, Ross creates comedy gold when he opens his mouth.

[mehdawg654]

[Gordon has just fallen off a conveyor belt into a pit and avoided landing inside a giant crusher and is on the sides of it]

 

Freeman: Are you kidding, this is even worse than I expected! This is something out of a cartoon!

 

[watches as the crusher kills a headcrab that has fallen from a different conveyor belt]

 

Freeman: Oh my God, that just killed that space bug like an Earth bug!

 

[a few more headcrabs try to jump towards Gordon who pulls out his crowbar and hits one while dodging the other]

 

Freeman: Oh wow, my lucky day! This is a dream come true! When I was a kid and I went to see Santa Claus, I told him I wanted to be in a cage fight with these tiny fucking monsters jumping in my face! [hits another headcrab] And I wanted the floor to be made of a giant crusher that could kill me in one quick motion, AND THE SIDES TO BE SLANTED SO THAT IF I SLIPPED I'D IMMEDIATELY DIE! AND NOW I HAVE IT ALL! WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY ASK FOR?!

[The Hamburglar]

Episode 22 for sure. Heck, the entire Power Up part of the series features some of the best lines, like the ball game involving the houndeyes.

 

Episode 11 is also good, and I have to ask, is that episode where the idea for the name Accursed Farms came from?

[Arby]

One of my new favorites was,"I didn't kill that fish just to take over its job."

[danielsangeo]

From the new episode, it probably has my new favorite:

"I'd say I need a surface-to-air missile, but no one should NEED a surface-to-air missile. That should be firmly under 'Wants and Desires.'"

[Thelastguy]

i think my fav line would be when he was still in the chamber gitting teleported around. when he sees the squid face things he says simpliy *what the fuck*. made me lmfao

[sheridanm962]

My new favorite:

 

"OKAY SUPPRESSIVE FIRE IN SUPPRESSIVE FIRE OUT, DO THE HOKEY POKEY THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT"

[Wheatley]

So many to choose from... I'm going to go with one of my earliest favorites from Episode 2:

 

"Am I hearing things?" ... *Opens the door* "TURN DOWN THE MUSIC YOU FRIGGIN' BASS HEADS, IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIP CLUB IN HERE! GODDAMN, JUST GET SOME DANCING GIRLS AND CAGES WHY DON'T YA, GOOD LORD... Man, programmers... Who knows what they're doing in there..."

[Alyxx Thorne]

So many to choose from... I'm going to go with one of my earliest favorites from Episode 2:

 

"Am I hearing things?" ... *Opens the door* "TURN DOWN THE MUSIC YOU FRIGGIN' BASS HEADS, IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIP CLUB IN HERE! GODDAMN, JUST GET SOME DANCING GIRLS AND CAGES WHY DON'T YA, GOOD LORD... Man, programmers... Who knows what they're doing in there..."

Programmers rule.

[scott155]

Now that I think about it, I bet the programmers were trying to rig the anti-mass spectrometer to open up the all-stripper universe, but accidentally got xen instead.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Now that I think about it, I bet the programmers were trying to rig the anti-mass spectrometer to open up the all-stripper universe, but accidentally got xen instead.

It's funny how much difference a few wrong coordinates can make. Those strippers were probably bloodthirsty vampires anyway, though I'll admit that might have made them even more attractive.

[Hooston]

One of my favorites is in my signature.

 

I also love when he pretends to teach a group of kids/college students. :3

[scott155]

Now that I think about it, I bet the programmers were trying to rig the anti-mass spectrometer to open up the all-stripper universe, but accidentally got xen instead.

It's funny how much difference a few wrong coordinates can make. Those strippers were probably bloodthirsty vampires anyway, though I'll admit that might have made them even more attractive.

Until they kill you or worse. The worse being that they're all Twilight fans.

[Twilight Sparkle]

One of my favorites is in my signature.

 

I also love when he pretends to teach a group of kids/college students. :3

 

"Okay, I'm your dance instructor- NO WAIT YOU'RE STARTING TOO EARLY, STOP THAT! ONE TWO THREE LEFT, ONE TWO THREE LEFT, NO YOUR RHYTHM'S ALL WRONG, ONE TWO THREE LEFT!"

[Humin]

"I can fall faster than this!"

"My Ph.D. is worth more than your life!"

[Jek Jek Roo]

"They didn't even noticed that! They must be listening to the radio. I'm gonna change the station - BOOM"

[Wheatley]

"YEAH, IT'S THE SURFACE! Aww are these b- *gunshots* Damnit, it's the fun police! I'M ON YOUR SIDE YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT! HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?"

[Sacred]

One of the first things he says in episode one.

"I don't believe in friends."

[CyborgROX]

That's no doubt the joke from Episode 1 when Gordon is in the transportation thing and it passes Barney when he knocks on a door, and Gordon says ''Ah, I'm not the only one who's late. SUCKEEEEEEEER!!!''