What is Your Favourite Freeman's Mind Quote/Episode/Moment

[Rover]

"Is there any end to the number of problems I can solve just by beating the hell out of something? I'm not sure there is!"

[Estophelen]

For me, the best one is when he finally gets the tram working and the first thing he'll ride to is the wall of concrete dividers. The way he says: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's this? You've got to be fucking kidding me! Boy, optimists are retards," makes me crack a big one every time.

[Blightmare]

The part in episode 15 about the shitty garage band, especially the "fire the rocket engine! kill the damn thing before it grows any larger" "I know! this music sucks, right?" XD

[Darknessfalls910]

"Hello Gordon"

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey....wait, I don't know you! Don't confuse me."

[pirishlad]

"The bigger they are the cooler they are to kill."

[KaTzaNdSTuFf]

2 Quotes from Episode 2:

"My department is working on Quantum Displacement. Just what the hell are you guys doin? Jerkin' around in lab coats from the looks of things."

 

"I just can't believe it. Those monkeys in there are having trouble learning about gravity, whereas I can recite the Quantum Chromodynamic Gauge Invariant Lagrangian in my sleep! There is no justice."

[Pinkie Pie]

My new favorite: "Ummm...OHMYGOD I'MGONNADI-"

[SmokeGnome]

I have a couple favorite ones, one of course, is, "SUCKER!"

 

The other, is right when he gets the mp5 from dead soldier early in the series, something like:

"Yes, the sub machine gun! Solving up to 800 problems per minute!"

 

And lately, the newest one, something like: "Orange gas... That's gotta be dangerous. We could get away with this if we were making cheetos, but... I don't think this is the case."

[AlmostLikeLife]

"I HAVE to blow everything up. It's the only way to prove I'm not CRAZY!"

 

A truly classic line.

[DietWeed]

In episode 1( or 2 not entirely sure) where the scientist go's "Freeman" and Gordon reply's "Sup fool". I laugh every time excellent

[frozt]

The other, is right when he gets the mp5 from dead soldier early in the series, something like:

"Yes, the sub machine gun! Solving up to 800 problems per minute!"

i think you mean

"is that a sub machine-gun? it is! now i can solve up to 800 problems a minute"

[Gyvon]

The other, is right when he gets the mp5 from dead soldier early in the series, something like:

"Yes, the sub machine gun! Solving up to 800 problems per minute!"

i think you mean

"is that a sub machine-gun? it is! now i can solve up to 800 problems a minute"

 

It's actually "Is that an MP5? It is! Now i can solve up to 800 problems a minute"

[Frostiken]

The other, is right when he gets the mp5 from dead soldier early in the series, something like:

"Yes, the sub machine gun! Solving up to 800 problems per minute!"

i think you mean

"is that a sub machine-gun? it is! now i can solve up to 800 problems a minute"

 

It's actually "Is that an MP5? It is! Now i can solve up to 800 problems a minute"

 

+1

 

I want that on a T-shirt.

[frozt]

"is that a sub machine-gun? it is! now i can solve up to 800 problems a minute"

 

It's actually "Is that an MP5? It is! Now i can solve up to 800 problems a minute"

 

+1

 

I want that on a T-shirt.

 

there's an entire thread about that

[scott155]

"Okay, what the fuck did I just shoot? I'm totally justified, whatever it is. It looks like a cross between a leopard and... Cthulhu." from the newest one.

 

EDIT: Corrected quote from "jaguar" to "leopard"

[trytar]

Episode three.*looks at two signs. "SAFETY.......... AMERICAN BAD-ASS"

[Simminz_2.0]

I think my favorite is---

 

"What the hell did I just shoot? What ever it is, I'm totally justified. It looks like a cross between a leopard, and...Cathulu"

 

I laughed so damn hard!!!

[scott155]

I think my favorite is---

 

"What the hell did I just shoot? What ever it is, I'm totally justified. It looks like a cross between a leopard, and...Cathulu"

 

I laughed so damn hard!!!

But I quoted it correctly. And I beat you to the punch. And I spelled Cthulhu correctly. Although, admittedly that's a damn weird word to spell.

[Letonioboy]

"quiero un poco de Drogas?, Donde estan? Tengo Dinero!"....hahahahahah....Epic!!!!My Favorite!!!!

[TheArkayn]

There are so many different quotes, but I lost it when Freeman shouted "Call me Ishmael, b*tch!" at the Icthoysaur.