What is Your Favourite Freeman's Mind Quote/Episode/Moment

[boatmurdered]

I don't recall the episode it is, but Freeman is just walking along talking, and he just sighs, and goes

"Why is it so hard to get out of the building?" It's just how incredibly tired, and depressed he sounds when saying it that totally makes that line for me.

[Doublenature]

"To wipe your ass..."

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

"To wipe your ass..."

I think of that quote every time I'm in a restroom.

 

My favorite is episode 39...

I'm hoping he doesn't find any box next episode and miss the gauss gun.

[Connectamabob]

"I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT CRAZY!"

 

I also loved the bits early on with the programmers listening to techno music with the volume cranked up too high.

 

There's so much great stuff though. Every episode has several contenders, so picking a real favorite is impossible.

[danielsangeo]

I loved, from the newest episode, this one:

 

"Are you kidding? This is even worse than I expected! This is something out of a cartoon! ... Oh, wow! My lucky day! This is a dream come true! I was a kid and I went to see Santa Claus, I told him I wanted to be in a cage fight with these tiny fucking monsters jumping at my face. And I wanted the floor to be made of a giant crusher that could kill me in one quick motion. AND THE SIDES TO BE SLANTED, SO IF I SLIPPED, I'D IMMEDIATELY DIE! AND NOW I HAVE IT ALL! WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY ASK FOR?!"

[Numb.erz94]

i would have to say that my favourite quote, ever uttered by Freeman has to be:

"There's no society of Anthropomorphic Frog people living in the sewers Freeman. Your just being paranoid"

[nukular]

Episode 4 when he gets out of the testchamber...

 

*activates door*

*access denied*

"Hah! Yeah very funny, come on door open up! Dammit what a tease! I already made it through this THICK-ASS BLAST DOORS, which that guy DIED for, just to be stopped by this USELESS SECOND DOOR! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I AM CAPTAIN GORDON FREEMAN OF THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF PANCAKES, ORDERING YOU TO OPEN!"

 

 

When I first watched this, I laughed so hard, that I had to stop the video, because I couldn't follow it anymore^^

And I still quote parts of it (in my mind) in various situations^^

[Kaito Kid]

"These are how you create your own exits!"

speaking about satchel charges, when you know that in half-Life, even tough you have a RPG in your hands, a wooden locked door wont open....

 

XD

[Alyxx Thorne]

Episode 4 when he gets out of the testchamber...

 

*activates door*

*access denied*

"Hah! Yeah very funny, come on door open up! Dammit what a tease! I already made it through this THICK-ASS BLAST DOORS, which that guy DIED for, just to be stopped by this USELESS SECOND DOOR! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I AM CAPTAIN GORDON FREEMAN OF THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF PANCAKES, ORDERING YOU TO OPEN!"

 

 

When I first watched this, I laughed so hard, that I had to stop the video, because I couldn't follow it anymore^^

And I still quote parts of it (in my mind) in various situations^^

Yeah, that's probably my favourite to, together with this one:

 

"WHY DID WE USHER FORTH THE GREEN APOCALYPSE?!"

[bencee]

my favourite quote is on ep 39 when he says "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice... everyone DIES!

[Alyxx Thorne]

my favourite quote is on ep 39 when he says "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice... everyone DIES!

Best part about that is that it rhymes.

[JSF16]

"Well obviously SOMETHING happened, I woke up in a dumpster again!"

[nukular]

That awesome moment when you finally get one of the lines you had in your mind for ages...

 

At some point he says "Come play with us Freeman...forever...and ever...and ever..."

I'm watching "The Shining" for the first time atm and there just was this scene where the line is from...pretty cool.

[AKatTail]

Mine was Episode 6~

 

"And you, you're the problem! You know how they say you're part of the help or part of the problem? Well they're talking about you! *Gunshots* There, now your part of the solution."

 

I Lol every time at this.

[danielsangeo]

It depends on how I feel throughout the day, but right now, my favorite one is recent when Gordon steps out into the lobby after realizing that everyone was trying to kill him and he kills that guard and he sees the HECU marching away from him in the lobby:

 

"Yoo-hoo! Over here! You forgot your bullets! Take some of mine! .....You're welcome!"

 

The way he says "Yoo-hoo!" just cracks me up.

[101Phase]

Out of the more recent episodes, I quite like that line where he fights the alien grunt:

 

"OK the bullet test is inconclusive, let's see how it responds to a different set of stimuli! *BOOM!!* Hypothesis confirmed!"

[akira]

Though he could have said Myth Confirmed!

[Numb.erz94]

Episode 5:

"Thats how I say open sesame, with a crowbar to the face!"

"Why does everyone have too keep dieing on me? Is it really so hard as to not die?! I mean, look at me. I was in the chamber at fricking ground zero and i'm alright! Yet, you guys slip on a banana peel and thats it! Darwin was right.. I didn't realize I was working with a bunch of Lemmings.

[Nemesisvsjill]

Episode 32 (pretty much all quotes, but especially) :

 

 

"-FUCK YOU FISH !"

 

"-CALL ME ISHMAEL, bitch !"

 

"-Hehe, I killed the shark."

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[TheKennyMaster]

Episode 34 (pretty much all quotes, but especially) :

 

 

"-FUCK YOU FISH !"

 

"-CALL ME ISHMAEL, bitch !"

 

"-Hehe, I killed the shark."

 

 

You mean episode 32?

 

Yeah I like "FUCK YOU FISH!"

 

And from episode 40 where he says:

 

"OKAY LISTEN UP EVERYBODY ARE WE CALM?!! RELAX AND FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!!! I NEED YOU TO TAKE DEEP BREATHS!! DEEP BREATHS!!! YES! THAT'S GOOD! NO NOT LIKE THAT!!! START OVER!"