What is Your Favourite Freeman's Mind Quote/Episode/Moment

[The Giant Napkin]

"1337... No... 1234... AHAHA! You know, as much as I'd like to claim that this is the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was NOT."

 

Perhaps it wasn't the best quote for me... Until I discovered that it actually worked for the copying machine at my school (where you normally need to pay using a card for printing we use at school). Yup, best high school in Holland... : )

[dariodg]

"WAIT this is it!. This is my chance to redemption.

It's like my entire life has been leading up to this single moment.

Today, all my LIMBO practice, PAYS OFF!"

 

laughed as fuck

[ISGC]

"I brush with death so often, I should start giving him high-fives when I pass."

[Pinkie Pie]

"I brush with death so often, I should start giving him high-fives when I pass."

Aw crap you stole mine.

[Ramk]

A new favourite of mine!

 

"To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself, then move it forward. Or backward."

[phil-freeman]

Re-watching the series. Episode thirteen when he reaches the surface and gets shot at,

"I’m on your side you fucking idiots! How many of you do I have to kill before you understand that!?"

[Kyronea]

"How do you fix the elevator? You take the ladder! How do you get to the ladder? You take the elevator that doesn't work! Who thought this one up?!"

[frozt]

ohhhh, there's too many to chose from!

[filL]

In fact I like the whole series (great job, Ross!!), but there's especially one thing that won't get out of my mind:

 

"Ambassador Pineapple"

[The Big Fat Carp]

"I could put speakers so they'll hear the bum's footsteps and him going "NYAAAAAAA!!!!""

[J.C.]

YEAH! CALL ME ISHMAEL, BITCH!

 

[JSF16]

"Man, how dumb would you have to be? I mean, they're not going to say something like that unless somebody's already tried to do it, right? I guess if I was drunk enough I might climb out the window here and pull some hang-time on the electrified tram rail. That kind of reminds me of the squirrel that got caught between the power lines one day back at MIT. The thing caught on fire and got fused to the wires, which caused a transformer to blow out and knock out power to all of campus. That squirrel must have cost the university at least ten thousand dollars. It was a good day."

[QuakeIV]

Episode 19:

 

"IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE ROCKET PROPULSION TEST CHAMBER! BURN, BURRRN burn..."

[JSF16]

"It reminds me of that dream I have where I'm strapped to a gurney watching Fraggle Rock with flashing lights on either side of me, then I realize- I'm in hell!"

[Elfy]

"Screw this I'm just gonna ram it. It won't accomplish anything but it should derail the train and that'll look cool."

[danielsangeo]

I particularly like from Episode 35:

"Well, obviously SOMETHING happened. I woke up in a trash compactor again."

[doom44]

"I thought there would be all these procedures, but no, it's just a big red button that says launch."

[Lux Arbuckle]

My favorite moments are whenever Gordon runs into some videogame element of his world that is so silly he has to remark on it, or becomes to frustrated by it that he flips out.

 

"What the fuck? We installed bulletproof glass in our exit doors? That stuff's not cheap! How retarded are we!? I don't know anymore!"

 

Or the catwalk in episode 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?start=302&v=m5Xx7VfJWR0

 

and, of course, the opening of episode 13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?start=12&v=hx1UFw7DjJ4

 

"I'm gonna get so drunk tonight, like, way more than usual. Yeah! It's the surface! PARTY! PAR- Dammit! It's the fun police! I'm on your side, you fucking idiots! How many of you do I have to kill for you to understand that? God damn, you're stupid! You're like a bunch of lemmings with machine guns! Do I look like an alien? Am I green? Do I have tentacles coming out of me? Give me this, and this! Hey is that a chopper? HEY, HEY, HEY!! HELP!! HELP ME!! What the fuck!? Why are we bombing!? There's nobody here! Why are the soldiers bombing each other? Is this real? I just wanna go home! Everyone is crazy except me! I don't understand, why is everyone trying to kill me? I'm awesome! Are you all jealous?!"

 

Ross's delivery of "is this real?!" makes me laugh every single time I hear it.

[Prof. Luigi]

Alright. I had a 10 line long post set up, but my internet screwed up, and I'm not willing to post all 10 of favorite quotes again.

Alright here are my 2 favorite.

"That's right. Stary on you side. Your side is the one where everyone's dead and there's no exits. My side is the one filled with hope, love and submachine guns. And cargo hooks."

"To wipe you ***, first orient your hand behind you, and move it foward. Or backwards."

[SM64Guy]

"The List" is a favorite of mine.