What is Your Favourite Freeman's Mind Quote/Episode/Moment

[Koldfinger]

My favourite moment was when I caught my 8 year old watching Freeman's Mind after he'd clicked on the link in my favourites.

After a brief discussion about not repeating the swearwords, we settled down to enjoy and talk about the many good points that Dr Freeman / Mr Ross Scott brings up. That's right Ross - you've created Quality Educational Children's Entertainment, just as you intended.

[cruderustle]

-Episode 0: (After listening to the holographic assistant demonstrating...a ladder, it seems!) "To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself...then move it forward! Or backward...honestly, who doesn't know how to use a ladder? I mean it's a LADDER! Somehow I don't think this program is designed for the gifted..."

 

That's my favorite line, makes me laugh every time.

[AP_Pastor]

Here's a new favorite: The "pick up the can" bit in FM2 Ep.1. Very unexpected, I was hoping Gordon would throw it to the CP, but this is new!

[danielsangeo]

While working on the subtitles for Episode 1 of Freeman's Mind 2, I couldn't stop laughing at "Your breath smells like paint."

[Alyxx Thorne]

While working on the subtitles for Episode 1 of Freeman's Mind 2, I couldn't stop laughing at "Your breath smells like paint."

I gigglesnorted at "Max Headroom for old people"

[Jeb_CC]

"Back the FUCK up!"

"PERSONAL SPACE, YOU FREAK!"

"Okay, you're gonna be a crappy wing-man. No bars for you!"

"Next to seeing their heads on a stick, this is about the best thing I could have asked for."

"I could watch cop fights all day."

"Is this a work camp or something? Did he send me to prison?"

"Oh what the hell is this? You do dental work here too?"

"I'll play dumb and then bash him as hard as I can."

"I've thrown THOUSANDS of soda cans. I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr.Pepper."

"...Oh my God, it's a tripod. It's a fucking tripod."

 

Here we go, I basically summed up FM2E1. XD

I love everything about this episode.

[danielsangeo]

My favorite quote changes depending on my mood. My mood right now makes this my favorite quote, from Episode 38:

 

(gun runs out of ammo during firefight) "OH GOD! I'M OUT OF AMMO! WHOSE JOB WAS IT TO RELOAD? THEY'RE FIRED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THERE'S NO AMMO LEFT'?! YOU'RE FIRED TOO! I can't delegate ANYTHING around here!"

[Zaraki]

"Taking shit from a guard. No wonder Kleiner wants to kill you!"

[Jeb_CC]

Breen: What's the meaning of this? Who are you?

Gordon: Who are you!?!

B: How did you get here?

G: I DONT KNOW

XD

[danielsangeo]

Kleiner: We owe a great deal to Dr. Freeman.

Freeman: GOD DAMN RIGHT!

[TheManUpstairs]

It's me, Gordon! From General Electric!

[Enzo+Morgan]

I got four. 2 form one episode

From episode 1: "AH i'm not the only one who's late. SUUUUUCKER! ah ha." and "Ya "High security" that's why we leave armed missiles out for everyone to check out. it's part of the tour."

From episode 2: "HIT THE DECK!" (either Eli or Cliner: "it's about to critical") "I thought that was a sniper"

From episode 29: "this sound like a job for Ambassador Pineapple. You'll be representing me on the floor."

[NorProzm]

''Its raining men!I-I mean aliens!'' One of my favorite quotes.

[Colt_An2]

Nah, nothing beats the ass wiping one if you ask me. I still rewatch it sometimes, I should be ashamed...

[Enzo+Morgan]

mine is "this looks like a job for ambassador pineapple"

[Enzo+Morgan]

"ah I'm not the only one who's late. SUCKER! ah ha"

[Gorilla]

For some reason, this quote combined with the visuals made it hilarious on first viewing:

Episode 6.

 

"Whoa! Train is leaving the station. All aboard!"

"No, not you! You don't have a ticket!"

 

The way those two headcrabs rushed towards the lowering platform just fit the moment perfectly.

[RandomGuy]

My favorite moment in season 2 so far is probably just Freeman casually referring to the Metrocops as "these Charles Bronson motherfuckers."

[nimdok]

There was an episode where he changed the railroad tracks early and called himself "Mr. Efficiency". Since then I've called myself Mr. Efficiency for tiny efficient things I've done.

[TheManOfGan]

Episode 59

[Green flashes]
"Excuse me? I... thought I heard someone. Someone green. Or, maybe I really have caught a bullet in the head and I'm hearing colors now. I don't think synesthesia's contagious but the sky's the limit when you've got head trauma."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m81ZTHk9eT8&list=PL6PNZBb6b9LvDWpI-5CPYUxG1Rnm-vr9V&index=62

 

Edited September 7, 2019 by TheManOfGan
Inaccurate quote. (see edit history)