What is Your Favourite Freeman's Mind Quote/Episode/Moment

[Pinkie Pie]

As my sig points out, yes. That's a marvelous display.

[scott155]

My favorite quote from 40 was probably "There is no actual right to privacy, but it is implied by the rest of the constitution. And this gun."

[Box Tactics]

One of my favorite bits in the whole series is in thirty nine. (It's the Christmas monologue.)

[danielsangeo]

"Wh-what's going on? Am I dead? I don't feel dead, but how would I know? If this is what it's like to be dead, then being dead sucks!" is always a classic.

[mehdawg654]

"Alvin York killed dozens of people, and he was a hero! He didn't even want to, he was like me... am I a hero? Eh, I don't know... I don't think it's heroic if the only person you're saving is yourself."

 

That's one of those quote that frame the Half-Life series beautifully.

[QuakeIV]

"BUUUUUUUGS!" *fires machine gun wildly*

 

May have gotten it a bit mixed up but I found the whole bug thing to be hilarious.

[Dunnerski]

I can't just pick one!

 

"I didn't leave any fingerprints, I was wearing my suits"

And his little ramble about calling Doritoz and telling them about the aliens, but deciding to just tell them about the bad chips.

[scott155]

One of my many favorites: "I'll kill every last one of you bastards. All I need are bullets. We have a lot of bullets here! EARTH IS A MINERAL-RICH PLANET!"

[Ed_HD]

WHAT THE FUCK !!! NOW IM COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!

[Aldibar]

"You know, as much as I'd like to claim this is a result of me being a genius...It's more that someone else was not."

 

I'm a PC technician and repair machines for businesses and everyday users. This quote is my fav because I think of it when I have to turn the touchpad button on for someone panicking because their mouse won't move or flipping the wireless switch to 'on' because they're frantic they can't get online. It's a perfect saying for that time.

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[Alyxx Thorne]

Check my sig for my favourite quote

[Facehugger]

Episode 4 was probably the most hilarious of them all.

 

"I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes ordering you to open!"

"Too bad all the babes are at the biology department. I'd learn to do CPR on them! Except if they really were dead...that would be such a turnoff"

"...and he's safe! Is that guy even coming? What a hoser!"

 

Of course the part where he shoots the shark in ep. 32 is hilarious as well.

[ScriptedFire]

In Episode 8, around 7:00...

 

Office complex, Freeman climbs up the tiny ladder up to the ceiling where some headcrabs crawl around:

 

"I guess they must've teleported in, but how did they know where to go?

Oh, maybe they don't. Maybe they're teleporting into the walls.

That can be why the building's falling apart. We're turning into the swiss cheese of the damned."

 

Shit, this series is so goddamn hilarious.

[Razor235]

The Pirate episode.

'Nuff said.

[ScriptedFire]

"Radiation is the gift that keeps giving."

 

I'm gonna make me a t-shirt with that printed on it. ^^

 

 

EDIT

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?start=459&v=tK9xG5VauyQ

(Imbedded video somehow doesn't work...?)

 

"What's over here?" *Blood stains everywhere, dead soldiers, body parts* "...stuff."

[danielsangeo]

Rewatching, I continue to find the skit where Freeman's on the funicular in episode 6 where the headcrabs are sliding down the slope hilarious:

 

"Hey, what was that? Face huggers! Yeee! Batter up! Strike one! Strike two! Strike--AHH! It's raining men! I..I mean, aliens! Why is this taking so long?! I could fall faster than this! No! Shut up! No one cares about your opinion! You have no rights! You're all illegal immigrants! Now, do what you're told and jump in this giant meat grinder! NO! You're doing it wrong! You're all incompetent!"

[ShovelsWorkWellEnough]

"I have a gun, so I'm in charge!"

This is so true it's hilarious.

[Frostiken]

Rewatching, I continue to find the skit where Freeman's on the funicular in episode 6 where the headcrabs are sliding down the slope hilarious:

 

"Hey, what was that? Face huggers! Yeee! Batter up! Strike one! Strike two! Strike--AHH! It's raining men! I..I mean, aliens! Why is this taking so long?! I could fall faster than this! No! Shut up! No one cares about your opinion! You have no rights! You're all illegal immigrants! Now, do what you're told and jump in this giant meat grinder! NO! You're doing it wrong! You're all incompetent!"

 

Honestly I found his reaction funnier when I considered how awfully-planned that section was in the original game, where you simply stand still and the headcrabs fly over your head harmlessly.

[danielsangeo]

I have a huge problem with that section. On my computer, when the funicular gets about 3/4 of the way down, suddenly, I would die with a "squish" sound, like I had fallen from a great height or I went into the "meat grinder" at the bottom. Whenever I go through that section (I speak that rant in my head now), I resort to getting near the middle "track" and crouching. That seems to help. I don't know why I die, while riding the platform, about 3/4 of the way down.

[Great_Destroyer]

What? BUUUGS!!! This is MY air vent. Hey this is a dead end... AND SO ARE YOU!!! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! These bugs think they own the place. Well there's gonna be some restructuring around here.

 

Man, today is so counter-intuitive to everything I did in grad school. I would shout and break stuff there too, but that never got anything DONE.

 

Scheduled chaos theory? That makes as such sense as grounded aviation, or deep sea astronomy.

 

I'm kinda glass, in a way. I'll tear people to shreds when I can't do my job. Alright, so, this is not very comfortable. UUUGH! HAAA! O-okay! That water's got some electricity running through it! I didn't really plan for that, but that's ok, that's ok! (I love the voice acting here )

 

That's all for episode 8, probably my most favourite.