What Is Your Favourite Civil Protection Quote\Moment\Episode

[Alyxx Thorne]

How bout from Episode 1: Friday... "That's right, that metal helmet of yours conducts electricity pretty good doesn't it."

Great quote. Or the song playing on their radio... "Fat people not good" lol

[lexgroh]

All through episode one is my fave. Just listing to Dave's random ninja sayings are hilarious. Either the whooping crane one "Whooping crane! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!..." or the part where he walks up to the lady sitting there, and starts going whochicihchigigitychiowaah! You have to think of it as you being that lady. An officer walks up, crouches down, and says that then walks away. I love that one.

[Lord Sinister]

Mike: *whilst waving his arms* "DAVE!!!! STOP IT!!!!"

[Otto]

Heh, yeah, that was awesome when I first saw it. 2006, I think it was.

 

My favorite episode is Shadow of a Doubt. Just... Shadow of a Doubt. No specific quote, It's all awesome. Just the creepy idea that a seemingly normal guy has no shadow, and they sing as well. Just a great, calm, simple entertaining tone in the episode overall, and it was probably the most or at least one of the most easiest to do, technically.

[J.C.]

My favorite episode is "The Tunnel"

 

Yeah, I know It hasn't been released, just wishful thinking.

[Heera]

"What are you trying to do to us? We can't get in trouble again, we already got a previous suspe-"

"HOOWW!! *front kick*"

 

That made me rofl

[Descriptor]

Dave: We've ALL got a train to catch!

Possible vampire guy: What?

[Otto]

Aw, I'll just go ahead then:

 

 

"I've been working on the Ra-ailroad."

"EVERY POINTLESS DA-AY!"

"I've been working on the Ra-ailroad."

"WHILE MY LIFE GETS PISSED AWA-AY!"

"Can't you hear the whistle blo-owing?"

"SHATTER MY DREAMS IN THE MO-ORN!"

"Can't you hear the Cap'n sho-outing?"

"WISH I WAS NEVER BO-ORN!"

 

"Okay, stop."

[Jek Jek Roo]

Dave: I shall call you... Simba.

 

And whole "Aliens" episode.

[Jek Jek Roo]

"Wahcheechuchacheechochacheechuwa!"

 

"Dave, leave this people alone!"

[Calendar]

"Dave, DAAAVE! STOOOOP IIIIT!"

[Blightmare]

"Jesus do we have to go through this every Friday?!" made me laugh hard, but I think the best moment was paired with the best line from the same episode.

 

 

*smacks dave in the head with baton* "That's right. that metal helmet of yours conducts electricity pretty well, doesn't it!"

[beefman62]

mine is on "aliens" when mike says "Were uniform officers on duty. That means dumpster diving is not cool. In FACT it wouldn’t be cool EVEN if we were off duty!" love that part

[marto282]

Shadow of a doubt:

-Dave: Look who suddenly has a shadow

-Mike: OK, WHAT THE HELL??!!

[Notsags]

"Wahcheechuchacheechochacheechuwa!"

 

And the way Dave moves his head while saying it is hilarious!

[Jek Jek Roo]

"Wahcheechuchacheechochacheechuwa!"

 

And the way Dave moves his head while saying it is hilarious!

 

This should be on a gif I think.

[Bjossi]

Agreed. That is one of my favourite Civil Protection moments.

[GameGodOfAll]

Yup. First episode with Dave going up to the woman and spazing out was still probably the hardest I laughed through the whole series. Loved it. Just the way his head shook too.

 

2nd place is

 

Vampire: Look I've got a train to catch.

Dave: We've ALL got a train to catch.

Vampire: What?

 

I cracked up to that one really hard too.

[danielsangeo]

I particularly enjoyed "Oil's Well". Mike was getting really serious for a while, then Dave comes in with a humorous quip about the Seven Hour War and just shatters everything. I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life.

[Glaive]

Easy...the exchange between Mike and the Vort in Episode 2.

 

Mike : Hey BUDDY...Yeah, YOU!!...COME OVER HERE A MINUTE!!

 

Vort : Awwwwwwwwwww…hell…

[Coughs]…I ain’t do’en nuthin’ officah…

 

Mike : Huh?...oh, you’re not in trouble…I just have a question for you.

 

Vort : I ain’t SEEN nuthin’ neithah…

 

Mike : Do you think the COMBINE is a DUMB NAME for an ALIEN RACE? I mean YOU GUYS have cool names…

 

Vort : Ah don’t know…Ah was jus' goin’ down the STORE tah getsum BEER…

 

Mike : DAMN!...This EARLY in the morning?

 

Vort : Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…I got an I.D.!!

 

Mike : Ahhhhhh….forget it, …just get outta here…

 

Vort : O.K., officah…

 

 

...it's all the better cause Ross does BOTH of the voices!