>YFW

[Collective Foal]

 

yfw Your parents think you've gone outside for a while when you really just went to your room and you can hear them start having sex in the room over.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

You're in the crapper, crapping, and you look to your right to see a spider.

[Collective Foal]

 

You're in your backyard building a wall for your patio. You hear a buzzing look down, and see a 3 inch hornet crawling out of the side of the trench where you just placed a block.

(Oddly specific isn't it? And I am absolutely panic-attack-afraid of hornets)

[Arby]

 

yfw you gain the amazing powers of Melt Man, with the incredible ability to......wait for it.....melt

[Pinkie Pie]

 

>YFW you're asked to join a super soldier program that has a 5% possibility of actually working.

[Arby]

 

yfw you discover your likeness has been used as a mascot for a beloved children's cartoon and associated cereal brand for years without paying you royalties

[Collective Foal]

 

YFW Your father wants to spend time with you but you, knowing that any conversation will lead to him being upset with you or putting you down, decline the offer, causing him to be incredibly pissed, storming around the house and threatening to take back the iPod that you worked so hard for with no reasoning and telling you your room needs to be cleaned when it's absolutely spotless.

 

(In other news, passive-agressive venting can be therapeutic and has shown positive correlations to stress relief)

[Arby]

 

yfw you learn that Kevin Bacon will star in a new Tremors sequel

[Collective Foal]

 

Kevin's on the left.

 

 

YFW A giant, sentient dildo crashes through the wall of your house and begins to attempt to ram itself into some oraface on your body.

[Arby]

 

yfw you now live in a monchrome environment with periodic frightening narration from a mysterious man who no one else notices, ever

[danielsangeo]

 

yfw Your favorite show has been cancelled and replaced with reruns of the Jersey Shore.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

You discover the cure for cancer which turns out to be drinking your own piss.

[Collective Foal]

(That's Bear Grylls)

 

You see an old friend in public and when you go to hug them, it turns out to be somebody else.

[Pinkie Pie]

 

>YFW LISTEN HEY LISTEN LISTEN HEY HEY LISTEN

[Arby]

 

yfw an old friend of yours has disappeared and only you can save her by travelling to another mysterious dimension on your trusty steed, when you are beset by a masked villain who steals your horse and transforms you into a horrible wooden effigy of yourself

[danielsangeo]

 

>YFW You are given a button that will, if you decide to press it, will kill a random person but you will receive a very large sum of money.

[Arby]

 

yfw you are exactly the same except you cannot look up or down ever again.

[Pinkie Pie]

 

>YFW your computer whispers to you.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

Your crush says "hi" to you.

[Epsilon]

 

>YFW you are attacked by the Me Gusta face.