>YFW

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

Your cat poops on your carpet, even though it's properly trained, and not under stress.

[Epsilon]

 

>YFW you are haunted by Username.

[Arby]

 

yfw when you die you now spend eternity haunting the person who hated you the most, along with a ghostbusters based theme song

[Epsilon]

 

>YFW Gaston gets Chutley disease and the hoip while he wins a bronze medal in wrestling.

[Arby]

 

because I have no idea who that is

 

yfw you discover the real world does have a skill point based leveling system. No one told you and you haven't spent any points and that's why some people seem significantly better than you at some things.

[Epsilon]

 

>YFW Yao Ming attacks you with a shiv.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

It turns out used games really is the cause of the end of video games.

[Arby]

 

yfw you are selected to go into space serving as an engineer, wearing a red uniform

[Epsilon]

 

>YFW you wake up to find yourself in the Team Fortress 2 universe.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

You buy a game on Steam, and the next day it's 75% (or higher) off.

[Epsilon]

 

>YFW a Katy Perry movie.

[Alyxx Thorne]

 

I'm ready.

 

YFW this is the next James Bond:

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

Christopher Nolan personally hands everyone in your town, who watched the midnight viewing of The Dark Knight Rises, a crisp 100 dollar bill, and "forgets" to hand you one.

[Arby]

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yfw you are actually an Aperture Science Science Drone deployed in an Automated Simulation Sphere for the purpose of testing the long term effects of explosive peanut butter implanted in your brain.

[Alyxx Thorne]

 

YFW your wallet is stolen by a homeless guy, but the guy who stole it gives it back to you, but then you notice he took 200 dollars, but then you notice he spent those on getting into a school so he can get a job

[Humin]

 

>YFW there is a team of cats under your house growing catnip for packaging and selling.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

Jack Thompson bans all video games.

[Alyxx Thorne]

 

yfw a fat female cop arrests you by sitting on you

[danielsangeo]

 

yfw you find out the plot of the next Star Trek sequel before anyone else.

[Arby]

 

yfw Shatner cameos in it