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[Doom Shepherd]

But I don't even have a sister!

 

 

You wake up to discover a dead hamster in your bed.

[Collective Foal]

(Funny, I just google searched it, found this to be perfect, and discovered it's from the MFW site...)

 

Anyway:

 

You find out that your only son has been sent to jail for rape, murder, and drug abuse, and he is truly guilty of all charges.

[Chuckthe2nd]

 

Your girlfriend is infected during the zombie apocalypse.

[Epsilon]

 

Patrick Star comes through your television and peddles his chocolate.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

 

 

You get grounded for something your sibling did.

[Epsilon]

 

The Hulk decides to use you as his punching bag hereupon.

[Pinkie Pie]

 

You get soaked in mud and you still have 3 miles to go before getting to a shower.

[Chuckthe2nd]

 

Your car breaks down in the middle of the New Mexico desert.

[Epsilon]

 

 

 

You open your door to discover that your house is being pulled into Jupiter via its colossal gravitational force of 23.6N/kg.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

Someone knocks on your bathroom stall door, while you're in the middle of shitting, to see if your stall is occupied.

[Alyxx Thorne]

 

A seagull drops a little bomb in your drink.

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

You wake up and find a mouse and her babies sleeping next to you.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

You find out the person you have a crush on is in a relationship.

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

An 18-wheeler crashes through the front of your house (you're away at the time).

[Alyxx Thorne]

 

Your best friend asks to borrow a DVD from you and returns it with a huge scratch, rendering it unplayable.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

You see a total stranger wearing a 20% cooler shirt.

[Pinkie Pie]

 

Disney announced Pirates of the Caribbean 5 through 22 will be filmed back to back...

 

... to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back...

[Madman]

A random stranger kicks you in the balls.

[Collective Foal]

 

You come home one day to find your house/apartment is filled with insects.

[HoboJim]

 

Your ass is set on fire by Le wild pony