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[Epsilon]

 

You just finish excreting your solid waste from your posterior, but there's a giant, aggressive spider on the toilet paper roll, and you're an arachnophobe.

[Collective Foal]

 

You're fapping in the bathtub when your dog comes in and starts licking your genitals.

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

You find a bloodied and beaten Fluttershy laying on the ground.

[Collective Foal]

 

You're walking down the street when a midget pops out, dressed in a bunny suit, and robs you at gunpoint.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

You just found out that you were adopted.

[Collective Foal]

 

You're in Grand Central Station and find yourself suddenly in the middle of a flash mob.

[Chuckthe2nd]

 

The Twilight books are banned by the government.

[HoboJim]

You smack your [insert toe] into something in the morning.

[Pinkie Pie]

You turn into a pony and are now being chased by sweaty hairy creepy old men.

[Jek Jek Roo]

[Martin]

404 not found.

[Collective Foal]

 

You wake up, your skeleton is missing, and your doctor is never heard from again.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

You just discovered your entire life has been a lie, and the planet is ruled by poo flinging monkeys.

[Doom Shepherd]

But that's true!

 

You wake up to discover you've been gender-swapped overnight.

[Martin]

You take a look inside Kirk's special folder.

[Alyxx Thorne]

 

If you're a guy: You wake up and suddenly have boobs.

If you're a girl: You wake up and suddenly your boyfriend have boobs.

If you're a single girl: You wake up and you suddenly have a penis.

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

You find out that your girl/boyfriend has been cheating on you for over a year.

[Martin]

You lose your virginity.

[Alyxx Thorne]

 

Your mother catches you masturbating.

[HoboJim]

 

You get stuck behind someone who cant decide what to get after standing in kline for 10 minutes... at McDonalds...