What's the Avatar Above You Saying?

[Selfsurprise]

Daniel: "I'm going to write an extremely erudite letter to EA regarding their policy of killing games!"

[/several days later the CEO of Electronic Arts receives at least fifty pages consisting entirely of "hdfgdgfyfyfysdijdsjxbhvzywtquydshdakldjldxfjsd"]

EA's CEO: "...wat?"

[TheTron852]

"I'm supposed to be dead, but that inverse cross above my split head keeps me alive for some reason."

[Selfsurprise]

"I could destroy you in the blink of an eye puny man thing..."

[/blinks]

"Wait, I did it wrong. Give me sec, godammit! GAAAAAH!"

[/sets everything, including himself, on fire]

[Psychotic Ninja]

I feed on anti-religion, which ironically is religion.

[Jeb_CC]

"So are you going to come along or not?" (cue giggles)

[Alyxx Thorne]

"What? You don't like my hairstyle? ...figures."

[Jeb_CC]

"How about you come a little closer and tell me that~?"

[Zaraki]

"What kind of magic spell would you like me to show,my liege?"

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Are we special agents now?"

[Psychotic Ninja]

Also, I can kill you with my brain

[Zaraki]

"Hey there! Are you excited too?"

[Psychotic Ninja]

Boy, this jawbreaker sure does taste funny

[TheTron852]

"Heya! Are you up for a jog around the street?"

[Zaraki]

"...What? I got something on my horns?"

[TheTron852]

"OM NOM NOM NOM I'd life fome more of vefe!"

[Jeb_CC]

"So what do you think of the new golden bands? I wanted something to match my eyes~"

[Zaraki]

"Oh,my liege...do not be so silly. I'll do anything you most desire...."

[danielsangeo]

"MWAHFFFRAFFPPFFLHREFFFPFL!"

[Jeb_CC]

"Spam email to you! Spam email to you! AAaaand spam email to you!"

[Psychotic Ninja]

Huh... I met someone... I actually met someone.