What's the Avatar Above You Saying?

[Psychotic Ninja]

(After having sex)

"The fuck's a condom?"

[Selous Templar]

(After having sex)

"Come on: it's only been 5 hours. I could go for another 15."

[Alyxx Thorne]

(After having sex)

"Let's relax with some Slayer."

[Zaraki]

(after having sex)

"How was my performance,cherry boy?"

[Alyxx Thorne]

(after having sex)

"Didn't do jack shit."

[Selous Templar]

(After having sex)

Oh cherry boy, you were like a wild stallion, like a set of pistons in an ocean liner engine,

and the things you can do with Alphabetti Spaghetti!

[Alyxx Thorne]

"So uhm... would you like to see my sword?"

 

(After having sex)

Oh cherry boy, you were like a wild stallion, like a set of pistons in an ocean liner engine,

and the things you can do with Alphabetti Spaghetti!

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[Selous Templar]

Why yes, I have many... "Talents". For just $9.95 an hour I can show you all of my glorious "Talents..."

[HGARR]

Do I look sexy m'lord?

[Selous Templar]

OVER HERE SQUIRE: I need help with my Codpiece!

[Zaraki]

"Why hello there! How goes your day,fellow warrior of the Sun?"

[Selous Templar]

"Look at me! I am The Woodsie Lord, The Trickster of legend!"

[Psychotic Ninja]

"I'm the real Iron Man."

[Selous Templar]

"Guys, I'm shaking, I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Tifa. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Tifa pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Square Enix create something so perfect? To fucking tantalise us? Fucking laugh in our faces!? Honestly guys, I'm just not fucking daijoubu anymore. Fuck."

[Zaraki]

Lol. Shots may be fired.

 

"Ah,the Sun is quite beautiful today,indeed."

[Selous Templar]

Am I going to have to ski to work today

[Psychotic Ninja]

"Hey guys, I think I'm cool and edgy. I mean, my mom says I'm cool and edgy, so it must be true. Wanna other reasons why I'm cool and edgy? Cause I make fun of people and things I don't understand, and I only listen to one band, and I get after anyone who has a different opinion than me, and I'll argue against anything, even if I don't fully understand the subject matter! There's other reasons why I'm cool and edgy, but those are the top reasons."

[Alyxx Thorne]

"I am a tomboy!"

[HGARR]

"I love cute boys"....

 

 

"FOR DINNER"

[Alyxx Thorne]

"I love cute girls..."