What's the Avatar Above You Saying?

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

"Ah, a new victim... I mean 'friend' approaches!"

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Meowy christmas!"

[Psychotic Ninja]

"You can be so cruel with words... Then why must you return your brother to the way he was?"

[Selous Templar]

Ssssshhhhh, It's a special gift for someone. Don't tell anyone and you can come to the north pole tonight.

[Psychotic Ninja]

No, this isn't just a filter, I'm really festive.

[Selous Templar]

Aw, I'm sure you can fit down my chimney any time

[Alyxx Thorne]

"I'm fabulous kay?"

[Selous Templar]

Yeah I crossfit:

I cross my fingers and hope my chest fits in my shirt

[Psychotic Ninja]

My armor's not rusty, it's just seasoned.

[Selous Templar]

You only get one present, but it can be anything you want.

ANYTHING

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Welp... time to strip out of the armor and do some eggnog!"

[Selous Templar]

"Jiggle" all the way

[Psychotic Ninja]

"Lady, I have all the protection we'll ever need ;)"

[Selous Templar]

Anon, could I, um... use your shower please?

[Psychotic Ninja]

I shall petition for a life sentence on his behalf. Yes, that would be the honorable thing!

[Selous Templar]

Dicks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Sup, gurrrl~"

[Selous Templar]

I can open this bottle of beer using my cleavage. Wanna see?

[danielsangeo]

You don't know if I'm making faces at you or not under this helmet.

[Selous Templar]

FUUUCK WHY DID I DELETE THAT TPS REPORT 1 HOUR BEFORE I HAVE TO HAND IT IN??!!