What's the Avatar Above You Saying?

[Selous Templar]

I might be a fury, but I'm still cuter than your ugly mug!

[Zaraki]

"Aha! So I didn't scare you after all!"

[Selous Templar]

It might be chiche, but I do hate Mondays

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bah! It's only a flesh wound.

[Selous Templar]

Hyper-cutie-bunny-chan!

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my greatsword. Might I look under your skirt, fair maiden?"

[Psychotic Ninja]

"You killed me. I hate losing. But there worse ways to die than at the hands of a man like you. I love how cold and focused your eyes are. I look forward to the day when those eyes will be wide with agony. It's coming. It's coming..."

[Alyxx Thorne]

"You wanna see what I'm hiding?"

[Selous Templar]

(had to say this without sounding like a pervert)

 

"I'm sorry, can you say that again? It's hard to stay balanced with this HUGE rack..."

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Merry ****ing christmas!"

 

(had to say this without sounding like a pervert)

 

"I'm sorry, can you say that again? It's hard to stay balanced with this HUGE rack..."

 

Hehe

[Zaraki]

"Oh,Roy...how about we make Riza jealous of our love for each other?"

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Why yes. My ass IS burning. Why do you ask?!"

[Selous Templar]

(Again, this is slightly perverted)

 

"These big melons are like airbags: they're my lifesavers!"

[Alyxx Thorne]

(Hah, nice one)

 

"Aww shucks..."

[Selous Templar]

"Yes, I would love to be your bridesmaid. No I canNOT wear anything strapless."

[Psychotic Ninja]

*Deadpan* See I'm festive

[Selous Templar]

Haha I'm not festive

[Psychotic Ninja]

I'm sorry sir, I didn't know you couldn't change your outfit yet, carry on.

[Selous Templar]

Ssssh, it's a bomb. Tell anyone about this, and I'll blow it up

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Happy fucking holidays"