What's the Avatar Above You Saying?

[Zaraki]

"Hey,traveler. Why did you take my gold?"

[Psychotic Ninja]

"Wait, is that a pony or a human?"

[Selfsurprise]

"Why are my eyes so big? Well you see, my species evolved from a creature similiar to your planet's Bush Babies..."

[Zaraki]

"Yeah,my teeth and eyes look weird. So?"

[Psychotic Ninja]

"You know you love me"

 

"No I don't, I just t-think you're uhhh... better than Zombie Killah 7 for the gamebox 2"

[longliveprose]

"Oh, this isn't even close to my final form, Tom!"

[Woah_G!]

"I... Don't think I can get... any more uglier!"

[Psychotic Ninja]

I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life...

[Zaraki]

"Heya! Wanna come over to a party?"

[Woah_G!]

Blonde: "why do all the ones I don't like like me?"

Black: "why do I like the ones who don't like me?"

[Selfsurprise]

"I'm not a coconut!"

[danielsangeo]

"My body... is a roadmap of pain."

[Psychotic Ninja]

*typing angerly* Fucking idiot, everyone knows Isotopes are the greatest baseball team ever!

[Zaraki]

"Jenny! How are ya,girl?"

[Selfsurprise]

"I'm still mad you, even if you are a cutie..."

[Psychotic Ninja]

I eat upside down crosses for breakfast!

[Selfsurprise]

"Made you look!"

[danielsangeo]

"I've got such a splitting headache...."

[Psychotic Ninja]

Maybe if I type like this they'll believe I'm actually working

[danielsangeo]

Is this a fake tail? Wouldn't you like to know!

 

(Semi-off-topic: I've reverted to my most well-known avatar. )