What's the Avatar Above You Saying?

[Alyxx Thorne]

"... dude... eww..."

[Heliocentrical]

"See? I told you my breasts are shaped like my ass. If they weren't in front of me you wouldn't be able to tell the difference."

[Selfsurprise]

Me: Why do they call you "Tusk-knee"?

Tusk-knee: ...

[Zaraki]

"Why am I made of candy?"

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Sup, sexy?"

 

"See? I told you my breasts are shaped like my ass. If they weren't in front of me you wouldn't be able to tell the difference."

At least they're both very pleasing to look at? XD

[Zaraki]

"Hey there...how's about we move to the main dish,if you know what I mean?"

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Damnit, you made me smile! ... do it again..."

 

"Hey there...how's about we move to the main dish,if you know what I mean?"

I wonder if all these lines inspired the "horrible pickup lines" thread. XD

[Woah_G!]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[Selfsurprise]

"Why no mister, I don't know nothin' about that orphanage that got burnt down. You wouldn't suspect a Gnome-Penguin like me, would you mister?".

[Zaraki]

"My face is stretching!"

[danielsangeo]

"Bet you didn't know that I was only wearing a turtleneck, huh? Only the neck. Heh heh."

[Psychotic Ninja]

Okay.... aaand good! All alone now, time to post ponies

[Selfsurprise]

My spirit guide is a Bush Baby.

[danielsangeo]

"It's just a flesh wound."

[Alyxx Thorne]

"You think you know how to type? THIS is how you type..."

[rairii]

[generic comment with predictable sexual punchline]

[Psychotic Ninja]

[generic comment with predictable sexual punchline]

[rairii]

[generic comment with pony-related punchline]

[Heliocentrical]

This is how you smoke, straight from the pipe. None of this cigar shit.

[danielsangeo]

"In this suit, I, Harold Simons, am no longer an actuary. I AM DEATH INCARNATE! BOW BEFORE ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE COURTESY OF DYING FIRST! Ogh, god, I can't keep that up. Where's my inhaler? BOW--nope, can't do it."