When I was a little kid I thought...

[BTGBullseye]

When I was a little kid, I knew more about everything than my teachers.

[Jek Jek Roo]

When I was a little I thought I can write stories perfectly. I couldn't

[Psychotic Ninja]

When I was a little kid I thought that one day I would have to give up on getting toys, that day still has to come.

[Doom Shepherd]

When I was a little kid, I believed that if I ran fast enough downhill I could break the lightspeed barrier.

And that there was a secret room in the public library where the librarians lived and slept at night.

Also that my father was Mirror Universe Spock.

[BTGBullseye]

When I was a little kid, I thought Star Trek TNG would go on forever.

[Twilight Sparkle]

When I was a little kid, I thought that my parents didn't do anything, and that I was doing all the work.

[BTGBullseye]

When I was a little kid, I thought to make a lot of money, I had to actually work.

[saja]

When I was a little kid, I thought everyone is smart and they're just testing me. Therefore I always tried not to behave like the other kids and stayed out of most of the community activites. Then in secondary school it was a must to take apart in those things. So yeah, I was that weird, quiet, calm child with glasses who usually stayed in the classroom between classes.

[Alyxx Thorne]

When I was a little kid, I thought if you swallowed grape seeds, grapes would grow in your stomach.

[Jek Jek Roo]

When I was a little kid, I thought if you swallowed grape seeds, grapes would grow in your stomach.

lol

Not only you!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Glad I wasn't alone about it. I had such a phobia for grape seeds.

[Professor Vex]

When I was a little kid I thought that the shadows wanted to kill me, but couldn't find anything sharp to get me with.

[Seattleite]

When I was a little kid, I thought girls' vaginas were second mouths.

When I was a little kid, I thought some girls were eating a lot of fish with their "second mouths". (Don't ask.)

When I was a little kid, I thought girls could eat me. (I think an adult told me that to try and keep me away from them. That backfired pretty epically.)

When I was a little kid, I thought some girls were cold-blooded. (Because some of them snuggled up to me whenever they got cold, so I thought they... Yeah, I don't even know how I came to this conclusion.)

When I was... Wait, why is all the bullshit I believed as a kid about girls? I mean, I was a really smart kid, and I REALLY liked girls, I should've known better.

[Professor Vex]

When I was a little kid, I thought that the car moved the city around us.

[Seattleite]

When I was a little kid, I thought every girl that let me snuggle with her loved me.

 

(I need something not girl related.)

 

When I was a little kid, I thought that the people in my head were real.

 

(I need something that doesn't make me look crazy.)

 

When I was a little kid, I thought puberty left most adults retarded.

 

(I need something that isn't true.)

 

When I was a little kid, I thought soda was what gave me an erection.

 

(And we're back to girls again. I give up.)

[Professor Vex]

When I was a little kid, I thought that the bible wasn't that old, and God might kill everyone if I didn't do everything the priest told me. (No not THOSE things)

[Seattleite]

Oh, that's something I believed when I was little too! I also thought the bible was true and god was good, loving and protective. That belief died HARD when I actually read it.

[Professor Vex]

When I was just a wee boy, I thought that pickle brine bestowed immortality. because my mom told me that pickles never go bad.

[Seattleite]

I thought the same thing was true about honey, to a lesser extent. I thought that if you ate honey, you'd stop ageing for a while because it doesn't decay. I also thought that if I ate enough honey I could grow younger and turn back into a baby. And... Well, I ate a lot of honey.

[Professor Vex]

Honey is really good...

 

When I was little, I thought that energy drinks were in the same class as narcotics. My mom wasn't a fan of them...