Hero names

[Psychotic Ninja]

The grey Pepsi.

[BTGBullseye]

The epicness of the Void Wall cannot be ignored!

[Scorpia]

Orange Cap

(bottle cap)

[Mr Green]

Black Table.

[BTGBullseye]

The ultimate Tan Ripped Up Piece Of Printer Paper!

[Mr Green]

Grey Jotter.

[Epsilon]

The Green Math Homework... fear me, for I will blow your mind with.. convoluted things! Convoluted... green things! Green, convoluted things! GAHAHAHAHA!

 

((x^2 + 5x + 6)/(x^2 - x - 12))/((x + 2)/(x^2 + x - 20))

[BTGBullseye]

The Green Cthulhu Poster will eat you!

 

(is that a 'solve for x' question?)

[Epsilon]

Today I am the BLACK Math Homework! Fear me, unruly children, for the mathematical void of terror shall devour you! I SHALL CRY HOMEWORK, AND LET SLIP THE PROBLEMS OF MATH!

 

((2x + 3)/(4)) * ((32)(2x + 3)(x - 5))

 

(is that a 'solve for x' question?)

No; you have to divide or multiply; the answer to the green problem is x + 5; the answer to the black one is 8/(x - 5).

[BTGBullseye]

The Tan KVM Switch shall switch you!

 

(is that a 'solve for x' question?)

No; you have to divide or multiply; the answer to the green problem is x + 5; the answer to the black one is 8/(x - 5).

Then that is a solve for x question.

[Mr Green]

Red Laptop.

[Epsilon]

The Red Lemonade... fear me, for I....

 

I got nothin'.

[Psychotic Ninja]

'Cause you will combust?

 

 

The green (lantern) belt.

[Mr Green]

The white controller.

[BTGBullseye]

The Nonexistent Ghost will haunt your dreams for nanoseconds!

[Mr Green]

The white laptop.

[BTGBullseye]

The Blank Door is always going to be in your way.

[Epsilon]

The Red Pizza will eliminate your appetite. You will cease to eat pizza forevermore due to my repulsiveness.

 

...Unless you like red cheese.

[BTGBullseye]

The Empty Chair will haunt your vision for seconds on end!

[Chuckthe2nd]

The Blue Coke Bottle will curse you with diabetes!