Hero names

[Alyxx Thorne]

The red tampon.

[Selfsurprise]

Black Glass!

 

I break easily, but I make up for it by being edgy as balls.

[Binky The Rabbit]

The Grey Nailclippers.

 

It turns out evil is simply caused by people not cutting their toenails properly.

[BTGBullseye]

The Blue Monitor.

 

Is he lizard, or is he technology? No one knows!

[Selfsurprise]

White Phone Book

 

A mysterious pallid entity with the power to spontaneously generate indie bands with weird names. Is singlehandedly responsible for tens of thousands of hipster-favoured microgenres.

[Psychotic Ninja]

The White Controller

 

Basically Controll Freak but with video games.

[TheTron852]

The Grey Phone

 

Don't worry, folks! The Grey Phone is here to ensure stability, vigilance and privacy in phone calls!

[rairii]

the blue trash bag

 

yeah that's pretty accurate i'd say

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

The White Cookie!

 

I throw chocolate chip cookies like Ninja stars. My car has cookie-shaped wheels :3 My biggest weakness is being exposed to milk for too long.

[HGARR]

I am the White-with-red & blue stripes Playstation 2.

[Selous Templar]

The Black Terminator

[Psychotic Ninja]

The Black Cellphone

[Selous Templar]

The Golden Bullet

[HGARR]

The Grey Linkin Park CD

[Selous Templar]

the white phone

[HGARR]

The green door

[Selous Templar]

The Purple Headphones

[HGARR]

The Blue Guitar

[Selous Templar]

the blue mouse

[danielsangeo]

The Black Scissor