Introduce Yourself!

[Estophelen]

Oh... shame... nevermind then *hides the dead body back into the box*

 

And thank you, my Lord Sinister. I'll try not to distrupt your evil deeds.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'll try not to distrupt your evil deeds.

Pfft.

[The Giant Napkin]

EDIT: Walls of text, Dutch, napkin is a synonym for Melon, cheese is Bad, chocolate is good.

 

There, now it's (adjective of internet). Hi all old and new and goodbye Prohypster and others. I will try not to be such a Wall of Text posting melon in the future. Also will stay neutral in the Brony Wars until either side offers me chocolate cookies.

Edited April 6, 2012 by Guest (see edit history)

[Alyxx Thorne]

That was touching, Napkin.

[Kirkreng]

I'm crying tears.

[Lord Sinister]

I have the bad habit of not posting in a thread until I know what it's about, generally reading through it before posting.

 

So yes, I have spent the past three hours reading through 48 pages of ponies, cakes that are also enchanters, ponies, people leaving the forums, ponies, mods getting off-topic (generally about ponies), ponies, some bi or other kind of sexuality or horses. Decide for yourself whether I deserve an Accursed Award or should jump out of a window (I'm leaning towards the latter currently, no pun intended).

 

Now, I have come to the realisation that I can't really say anything that's not off the off-topic topic that this topic has become, as I am unfortunately not experienced in the ways of the equine. I am, however, a fan of Ross' work since episode 10.5, a Dutchman that knows only one meaning of the word Napkin (those who HAPPEN to know other meanings of the word, I urge you to call me Wot, or Melon. Or Wot the Melon, which is the best I could come up with), and if anyone dares to bring up cheese again (it was brought up at least twice in the past 48 pages) I am liable to explode.

 

Now, get back to your ponies (I had never heard of bronies before, but consider me an anti-counter-contra-co-asinine-brownie) and just remember that you should not associate me with poo or cheese. Because eating either is just not something a watermelon should do. Or anyone, for that matter.

 

And since I have been here for some time already, I should say goodbye to ProHypster who I used to remember under another name but whose presence on the forums and in the steam chat I have appreciated. Since he's no longer here, this goodbye goes instead to someone else who no longer roams these forums. So, if you're no longer on these forums and you read this, this was for you. You (insert Douglas Adams' appropriate tense here) missed.

 

I like your thoroughness!

[BTGBullseye]

I offer chocolate cookies to anti-bronies.

 

I offer 'the other kind of chocolate' brownies to bronies.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

I would honestly mail you chocolate chip cookies if you gave me your address.

 

Or just give me the address of a local bakery and I'll see if they'll let me pay for a cookie for you.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I offer chocolate cookies to anti-bronies.

 

I offer 'the other kind of chocolate' brownies to bronies.

Yum.

[Lord Sinister]

Back on topic now please people, we're supposed to be welcoming newcomers, not judging people by their interests.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Yep. Bronies or not, we're all people, and all fans of Civil Protection and Freeman's Mind. Let's focus on what we actually have in common.

[Chuckthe2nd]

I would honestly mail you chocolate chip cookies if you gave me your address.

 

Or just give me the address of a local bakery and I'll see if they'll let me pay for a cookie for you.

You're aware he has his latitude and longitude in his profile? He lives in an apartment, if I'm correct.

 

EDIT:

 

 

[Michael Scofield]

Hello,everybody.

I am Michael Scofield from Canada.I am 22 years old.It's very nice to come here to make friends with all you guys.

I like music and the internet.Besides,I also love outside sports,such as riding bicycle and playing badminton balls.

I like forum.I want to discuss different questions with each other.In that way we can exchange our ideas together.I love that feeling.

 

How I wish I could find more friends here!That's all,and thank you very much!!!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Welcome, Mike. Nice to see a new face here.

[BTGBullseye]

I would honestly mail you chocolate chip cookies if you gave me your address.

 

Or just give me the address of a local bakery and I'll see if they'll let me pay for a cookie for you.

You're aware he has his latitude and longitude in his profile? He lives in an apartment, if I'm correct.

 

EDIT:

 

I'm not there anymore... I'm at college, and my parents (that do live there) are moving right now.

[Razor235]

Hell yeah! Canada rules. Welcome to the forums.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I offer chocolate cookies to anti-bronies.

 

I offer 'the other kind of chocolate' brownies to bronies.

 

I offer him a baklava platter if he stays neutral.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Those cookies looks like from Minecraft.

[Arby]

Hello,everybody.

I am Michael Scofield from Canada.I am 22 years old.It's very nice to come here to make friends with all you guys.

I like music and the internet.Besides,I also love outside sports,such as riding bicycle and playing badminton balls.

I like forum.I want to discuss different questions with each other.In that way we can exchange our ideas together.I love that feeling.

 

How I wish I could find more friends here!That's all,and thank you very much!!!

 

Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Assisted Enrichment Center Occult Agriculture Division

 

[Estophelen]

Goody goody, you can never get quite enough of Canada.