Omegle

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Home of the bronies, anti-bronies, trolls, and ascii spam.

 

Post some conversations up in here.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

How cool are you?

 

You: 20% cooler.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Haha I love these. Here's some screenshots of one. This guy made it so easy that I suspected countertrolling.

 

 

To any religious among us: Please don't take offense, I just saw a glorious opportunity here and went for it.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I'm a Cristian. :/

 

Anyway:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

Ever get that feeling, someones in the back seat? Frowny Face.

 

Stranger: Hell yea xD.

 

You: Rebecca Black.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Scorpia]

pretended to be a girl feeling pretty sure he was going to ask for sex, then hilarity ensued.

 

Stranger: wanna play?

You: of course, i love games.

Stranger: m/f?

You: f, you?

Stranger: m

You: really? okay, so what's the game?

Stranger: roleplay?

You: okay, you be pikachu, and i'll be ash ketchum, sound good?

Stranger: bit weird?

You: wait? i thought you wanted to go on a quest to be a pokemon master....

You: what did you mean role play?

Stranger: sexy roleplay

You: OH, so how does that work? which one is the girl?

Stranger: what age are you?

You: currently, i'm 19. not a lie too. :3

You: so, do you want to be the girl?

Stranger: no i wanna be the one that fucks you

You: a girl can fuck a guy, maybe you should go beyond your boundaries, take a chance, be a man. lol

Stranger: do you wanna fuck me?

You: nope, i'm content with fucking with you until you realize i've been a guy trolling you the whole time. ain't the internet fun?

[Luis]

I had a pokemon battle with a stranger, it was fucking awesome...

[Pinkie Pie]

Nuff said?

[Kirkreng]

Why are people so not nice to me? D:

*Ponies

 

And this is one is just kind of wtf:

Question to discuss:

Who is best pony?

 

Stranger 1: are you serious?

 

Stranger 1: not a middle aged guy...so no idea

 

Stranger 2: Sarah jessica parker

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Things I hate:

9gaggers on Omegle

4channers on Omegle

ASCII spam after I ask a question

Those god damn captchas I need to fill in before every new chat

[Koach]

I actually got quite interesting conversations. Most of them ended up talking politics or how retarded people are with their ASL shite.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

 

Question to discuss:

This race that lasts 1000 years... Will soon be done... Is this a kind of magic?

 

Stranger 2: Oooh, Queen

 

Stranger 2: I like you!

 

Stranger 1: Queeeen baby!

 

Stranger 2: IT'S A KIND OF MAGIC

 

Stranger 1: What's your favorite song?

 

Stranger 2: Maybe We Will Rock You...or Best Friend

 

Stranger 2: I love them all, though. :S

 

Stranger 1: Best Friend, nice one

 

Stranger 2: Fat Bottomed Girls!

 

Stranger 1: Me too...

 

Stranger 2: Haha

 

Stranger 1: Bicycle!

 

Stranger 2: It's really catchy

 

Stranger 2: I love Bicycle

 

Stranger 2: It's so random

 

Stranger 2: Oooh!

 

Stranger 2: And Another One Bites the Dust

 

Stranger 1: Bohemian Raphsody

 

Stranger 2: Definitely!

 

Stranger 2: Classic

 

Stranger 1: Great song

 

Stranger 2: You're awesome.

 

Stranger 1: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy!

 

Stranger 2: Haha, yeah

 

Stranger 1: Thanks stranger!

 

Stranger 1: I feel like listening Under Pressure

 

Stranger 2: That is AWESOME

 

Stranger 2: The bassline

 

Stranger 2: Gods

 

Stranger 2: It's like sex, but better

 

Stranger 1: Sex AND chocolate

 

Stranger 2: YES!

 

Stranger 1: Where are you from?

 

Stranger 2: I WANT TO BREAK FREEEE

 

Stranger 2: England

 

Stranger 1: One of my dreams

 

Stranger 2: You?

 

Stranger 1: Mexico but living in Canada

 

Stranger 2: Ah, awesome!

 

Stranger 2: Is it snowing yet?

 

Stranger 2: It's really warm here. Or it is to me...

 

Stranger 1: Yes, but this year we had a lot less snow than the past years

 

Stranger 2: I think this global warming stuff may actually be happening...

 

Stranger 1: It's actually snowing right now

 

Stranger 1: Yeah, it looks like november right now

 

Stranger 2: Oh well, if we're going to die...

 

Stranger 2: Who Wants to Live Forever anyway?

 

Stranger 1: Yeah... It's A Hard Life

 

Stranger 2: And These Are the Days of Our Lives

 

Stranger 1: But The Show Must Go On

 

Stranger 2: I just need Somebody to Lovbe

 

Stranger 2: So Don't Stop Me Now]

 

Stranger 1: So Do....

 

Stranger 1: I was writing it...

 

Stranger 2: Haha, sorry

 

Stranger 2: I was jumping Headlong into that one

 

Stranger 1: What an epic conversation

 

Stranger 1: It's okay

 

Stranger 2: You gotta Play the Game

 

Stranger 1: I Want It All

 

Stranger 1: So Don't Stop Me Now

 

Stranger 2: I Want to Break Free

 

Stranger 2: So don't put me Under Pressure

 

Stranger 2: If you drown me in the Seven Seas of Rhye, Another One Bites the Dust

 

Stranger 1: Save Me

 

Stranger 2: With what? A Kind of Magic?

 

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Epsilon]

 

I actually pity the guy I was playing around with.

[Koach]

I also got to talk with a Mexican living in Canada. The bugger was really into politics. Lol.

[Epsilon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: Hoi.

Stranger: m/f?

You: m/f? Hmm. Specify the values of each variable.

Stranger: r u a guy?

You: Perhaps.

You: My reproductive system produces testosterone.

Stranger: so ur a guy

You: Indeed.

Stranger: cool age?

You: Depends on how pedophilic I'm feeling.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pinkie Pie]

Depends on how pedophilic I'm feeling.

I lol'd.

[Epsilon]

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh... at yourself.

~Ethel Barrymore

 

 

Yes, I realize my attempt at humor is rather... crude.

[Lord Sinister]

Well this thread has certainly been entertaining so far. ಠ_ಠ

 

I might have a go at this just to try being the one sane person on this Omegle. This kind of reminds me of chat roulette, except without the video so it can't be as bad as that.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Well this thread has certainly been entertaining so far. ಠ_ಠ

 

I might have a go at this just to try being the one sane person on this Omegle. This kind of reminds me of chat roulette, except without the video so it can't be as bad as that.

 

Omegle has video chat.

 

I'm not quite sure if you run into people showing their penis every other video chat, though.

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes. Yes you do. I would NOT recommended it, at least for show on here.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

why is justin bieber so popular?

You: Magic

You: *snort* *snort*

You have disconnected.

[Eedo Baba]

Just had a conversation with this guy. Fundamentalist christian. One of the INSANE ones. This guy was no troll, he was the real deal.

Won't post the whole log, because it's so long (about an hour).

To give you a taste, here's the last few lines of an hour long chat.

 

 

You: I don't hate myself because a musty old book says so. I'd say that's much more healthy.

Stranger: You would because you are unaware that you are being controlled by demonic influences.

Stranger: They want you to reject God.

Stranger: And you are gullible enough to fall for it.

You: I think you are unaware that you are being controlled by subconscious desires that you yourself referenced earlier.

Stranger: You need to realize that you and those like you are fulfilling what God said you would do.

Stranger: And I know one day you'll be thrown in hell if you don't repent. I really don't want you to go, but it seems you are a hard nut.

You: How do you know that?

Stranger: How can you disprove it?

You: I can't disprove there's an invisible elephant sitting next to me. But it's safe to say there's not.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Seems like the impromptu mention of an invisible elephant is what completely broke him. I've participated in and spectated many conversations like this, and I swear, the religious nut is always the one to disconnect. That disconnection says so much...