What didn't you do today?

[Alyxx Thorne]

I didn't lose my virginity today. Did that several years ago.

[Jek Jek Roo]

I didn't save the world today. Gotta do it later.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I didn't cut my hair today

[Epsilon]

I didn't kickbox a yeti today.

[Jek Jek Roo]

I didn't cut my hair today

 

Are you a stalker? I just did it today >_>

 

But... I didn't finish reading the Hound of Baskerville, Flying Circuss entire Script, Treasure Island, Hobbit, Dr House's Philosophy, and some other books I started this summer. I feel so hopeless.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I didn't cut my hair today

 

Are you a stalker? I just did it today >_>.

Yes. I am always watching you.

 

I didn't play Borderlands today.

[BTGBullseye]

I didn't kill the majority of the human population on this planet today... Yet...

[Different]

I didn't get run over by a car today.

[Psychotic Ninja]

I didn't rob a bank today.

[Jek Jek Roo]

I did not draw dragons today. Just some human practice.

[BTGBullseye]

I didn't kill myself again today yet.

[Humin]

I didn't attempt to reanimate [redacted] today.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I didnt tap dance naked down the halls of my school in the middle of passing period as I sung 5 dollar foot long.

 

 

 

That's for next week

[danielsangeo]

I didn't not get a job today. I won't not start on Monday.

[Different]

I didn't sleep today during class. NOPE, NUH-UH.

[Woah_G!]

I did not study the materials I needed to study.

[BTGBullseye]

Didn't get a job today.

[Collective Foal]

Didn't yell at people I should yell at today.

[Epsilon]

I didn't sleep today during class. NOPE, NUH-UH.

Neither did I. Certainly not. Health is the most captivating class of all. Certainly not perfect for sleeping in.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Didn't work on my paper which was assigned...Uh, maybe three weeks ago?