False Quotes

[Collective Foal]

Essentially, use your BBCode skills to make it seem like someone said something they never said. Fir example

Me and Bill just had the greatest, hottest, kinkiest sex, ever.

I think I'm going to put my marriage proposal to Alyxx on the inside of the next condom I use

[Scorpia]

i'll gladly admit that Bill is handsomer, tougher, and just plain awesome. i wish i could tell my true feelings, but i don't know what he'd think!

[Collective Foal]

Who says I didn't say that?

Hey guys, I've been considering getting a sex change. Could everybody start calling me Jill from now on?

[Scorpia]

oh, btw, i lied. my name is spelled Zack. never call me Zach. it's annoying.

 

i'll let someone else respond to whoever's next post.

[Axeldeath]

I was wrong

 

^Never gonna happen.

[Collective Foal]

Why does my namesake suck so much ass. I mean, she's a disgrace to ponies of all kind.

[Pinkie Pie]

Pinkie Pie is a stupid fat bitch cunt who deserves to burn in hellfire for eternity.

[Collective Foal]

I'm a stupid fat bitch who deserves to be burned in hellfire or whatever the hell it was Fluttershy said

[Pinkie Pie]

I owe Pinkie an apology.

 

But not before giving him all my money.

[Collective Foal]

I make it seem like people say bad things about themselves because of my insecurities of being a stupid, fat bitch that deserves to be burned in hellfire.

[Scorpia]

hey, any one of you want to be a voice actor in my next FM? i'll hire anyone who has the voice between 15 and 18. not to mention i'll fly you out to Poland so we can hangout.

[Psychotic Ninja]

I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

[Pinkie Pie]

I could really go for some innocent baby rabbit meat right about now. Just as soon as I'm done eating this roast duck.

[Collective Foal]

Hey, let's all gang up on Zach and make him feel like a total asshole when he's already been in a mental institution this month for depression and suicidal impulses!

[Axeldeath]

*dramatic sob*

[Collective Foal]

And I'll throw in a little sucker punch at the end to make him look like a lying drama queen

[Pinkie Pie]

Uh...I was just kidding dude. I'm sorry.

 

I love everyone and everything

Edited December 30, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Scorpia]

I'm going to be the best!

Like no mod ever was!

To warn them is my real test!

To ban them is my cause!

Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

I judge across the land!

Banning far and wide!

To catch the evil of spam bots trying tooo hide!

Moderation!

It's just me and you!

I have more power to abuse!

Moderation!

Oh-oh you're all my friend!

But fuck up and your user-ship will eeeend!

Moderation!

Try to Ban them AAALLL!

Try to ban them AAAALLL!

MODERATION!

[Axeldeath]

iwGFalTRHDA

[Collective Foal]

Guys, this is about my abnormally large breasts. They're tumors. I'll have to get them removed if I want to live. Expect a new avatar.