I wonder what a headcrab tastes like.

[iAmaNoob]

Hounddog eyes taste like headcrabs, of course.

Maybe... The blood is almost the same as headcrab's blood

I'm guessing you either misread that, or you've seen some pretty fucked-up hound dogs.

Yeah, I misread that as Houndeye.

[lonesomedrifter]

I think a headcrab would taste like Cadbury Philedelphia.

[iAmaNoob]

What about the sack of a Gonarch? What would it taste like? Highly concentrated headcrabs?

[Humin]

What about the sack of a Gonarch? What would it taste like? Highly concentrated headcrabs?

SEMEN. What do you think it's based off of?

[scott155]

What about the sack of a Gonarch? What would it taste like? Highly concentrated headcrabs?

SEMEN. What do you think it's based off of?

HIGHLY CONCENTRATED HEADCRAB SEMEN.

[DuIstalri]

What does headcrab semen taste like?

[Humin]

It's probably deadly.

[scott155]

It's probably deadly.

Definitely. That's why Gordon takes damage when the Gonarch splooges on him.

[BTGBullseye]

Must be acidic... Or extremely alkaline.

[Hazard]

I'm going to walk into Red Lobster and ask for cooked headcrab... Then when they look at me like i'm stupid i'm going to yell "EVERYONES CRAZY BUT ME!!" flip the table over, and rush out of there before i'm arrested!

Oh, and I think headcrab would probably taste like worms...

[QuakeIV]

Im pretty sure their tables are bolted to the floor these days, so you would need to bring some wrenches to prepare the ground for your table-flip.

[Aldibar]

What about the sack of a Gonarch? What would it taste like? Highly concentrated headcrabs?

SEMEN. What do you think it's based off of?

 

What's it based off of?

[Humin]

I know that there's a scrapped alien that's thought to be based off of a hairy vagina.

http://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Tripod_Hopper

And also:

According to the book Raising the Bar, Valve's Ken Birdwell had a friend whose 12-year-old brother used to draw. Ken had always liked his work so he asked him, several years later, to do a couple of sketches of possible monsters. He presented sketches of several very sexual-oriented monsters to him and Gabe Newell, managing director, the kind of material Birdwell did not expect. Among them was this "Mr. Friendly", with something that looked like a penis. The creature was to literally "rape" the player, holding them with its tentacled arms until the point of fatal copulation. Birdwell was quite disturbed by the concept and wondered if Newell would like it; it turns out he did. They then chatted about possible psycho-sexual alien behaviors and their relation with disturbed teenager sexual fantasies. The sexual themes of some of the enemies were intended to appeal to the innate homophobia of 12 year old boys, the targeted audience for the game.

Gaben Is very open minded.

[joeylawn]

Not a headcrab, but:

 

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz146/joeylawn/advisorcookd.jpg