I wonder what a headcrab tastes like.

[Alyxx Thorne]

In other words, yes, it's Mountain Dew.

[Humin]

But then, what's the greener stuff in the blood?

[scott155]

But then, what's the greener stuff in the blood?

Diet Mountain Dew and broccoli.

[Alyxx Thorne]

It could be Urge.

[scott155]

It could be Urge.

Googled that because I didn't know what it was.

 

First, third, and fourth pictures were the energy drink I assume you're referring to, which looks admittedly like headcrab blood.

 

The fifth picture was bear sex.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Urge is a caffeine citrus soft drink distributed in Norway by Coca Cola Company. It was also released in the US as Surge for a while but disappeared off the market although it still is made in Norway.

 

Energy drink versions also exist.

[Humin]

Soooo, does headcrab contain artificial preservatives too?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Yes, and it's part of a nutritional breakfast.

[Humin]

Can you juice a headcrab too?

[scott155]

You can juice anything if you squish it hard enough.

[DuIstalri]

Headcrab smoothies - served with a slice of watermelon, as designed by Doctor Kleiner.

[iAmaNoob]

Then what does Houndeye taste like?

[scott155]

Then what does Houndeye taste like?

They just taste awful, but they are useful for some sports, such as the one invented by theoretical physicist Doctor Gordon Freeman during the Black Mesa incident of 1998. Sadly, the sport never really took off due to society falling to alien overlords, who evidently have no sense of fun, and so it remains unnamed.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Then what does Houndeye taste like?

Fried pickles.

[iAmaNoob]

Then what does Houndeye taste like?

Fried pickles.

I think they taste like the eyes of a hounddog

[Blightmare]

Then what does Houndeye taste like?

Fried pickles.

I think they taste like the eyes of a hounddog

Then that raises the question of what a hounddog eye taste like, which I find myself even less inclined to find out.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I second that...

[DuIstalri]

Hounddog eyes taste like headcrabs, of course.

[iAmaNoob]

Hounddog eyes taste like headcrabs, of course.

Maybe... The blood is almost the same as headcrab's blood

[scott155]

Hounddog eyes taste like headcrabs, of course.

Maybe... The blood is almost the same as headcrab's blood

I'm guessing you either misread that, or you've seen some pretty fucked-up hound dogs.