Make a new idiom

[Arby]

Idioms, like don't break a leg, or you can't tech an old dog new tricks, make new ones.

 

He who destroys microwave dinners is not easily forgotten.

 

not a good one, but there ya go, now make more, MOAR!

[BDown]

He who laughs last has the slowest internet connection.

[Razor235]

Man who puts foot in mouth gets athlete's tongue.

[Epsilon]

Never feed the hand that bites you.

[Blue]

I'll leave you to clean up the woulds and shoulds, wills and shalls, thats and whiches.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bite the hand that feeds you.

[Collective Foal]

Confuscious say,

 

He who go to bed with itchy buttox,

Wake up with stinky finger.

[Twilight Sparkle]

He who wears the heaviest armor, also carries the heaviest heart.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

He who run in front of bus get tired

He who run behind bus get exhausted

[Collective Foal]

He who show greatness on the outside,

Have little greatness down low.

[Blue]

With the grace of a mudslide.

[Twilight Sparkle]

With all the subtlety of a thousand Panzers.

 

Hmm, that goes will with Blue's doesn't it?

 

"With the grace of a mudslide and the subtlety of a thousand Panzers!"

[Collective Foal]

(piggybacking here)

 

and the stealth of 300 Spartans.

[Epsilon]

You have a Dorito on your shoulder.

 

A Dorito is a potato chip... a potato chip is a chip, so it's essentially just "You have a chip on your shoulder..." corny, amirite.

[Collective Foal]

A burrito a day keeps the stitches away!

 

(I accidentally starved myself, passed out, and busted open my chin. 5 stitches. Afterwards I ate a burrito about the size of a newborn baby)

[Psychotic Ninja]

A cake a day keeps the dentist closer.

[Blue]

Greenbacks.

[Collective Foal]

Redjackets

[Tom Servo]

he who holds a carrot in front of a Donkey while riding it will go the farthest, but he who holds a laptop in front of a teenage girl will go the same distance.

[Very7684]

He who takes time in his shot is the true hunter