King of the Hill!

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

After a long wrestle with Zombert Einstein, Username himself became a zombie and turned epsilon into a zombie.

The hill belongs to zombies

[Psychotic Ninja]

Psychotic Ninja ends the zombie apocalypse, brings back humanity, and is declared The ruler of the Hill.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

The nuclear fallout from all the warfare over a tiny little hill has caused username to mutate into some massive horrifying creature.

Username grabs psychotic ninja and throws him off the planet

The hill belongs to username.

[Martin]

Suddenly out of nowhere finals attack and grab Username by the crotch. Username dies and the hill belongs to Martin.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I was finished with the finals before that post was made

The hill still belongs to username.

[Razor235]

Please don't become another BTG.

 

I release Africanized Killer Bees all over the hill. Once Username is stung to death, I clear out the bees with a flamethrower.

The hill is mine!

[Epsilon]

Epsilon releases Australianized Asianized Africanized killer wasps on steroids at the hill, particularly at Razor. He then sends them back to Saxton Hale, who keeps them around as pets.

[Psychotic Ninja]

After orbiting the Earth for a few days, Psychotic Ninja comes back, with vengeance at his side. On his way back to the Hill, he notices Epsilon is currently on the top, unable to stop, Psychotic Ninja hits Epsilon with so much force he nearly destroys the entire planet, surprisingly enough, the Hill is still intact, but Epsilon is no longer to be found. The Hill belongs to Psychotic Ninja.

[Epsilon]

Epsilon, considerably scratched and enraged, comes out of the hole in the ground which he created after plummeting downward due to Psycho Ninja's momentum.

 

He then growls, "You wrecked my train of thought, but I've created another." The train of thought then rams into the maniacal ninja, sending him to Kingdom Come.

Edited May 16, 2012 by Guest (see edit history)

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Username goes to the top of the hill in a giant combat mech.

He grabs psychotic ninja and throws him off the planet once again.

The hill belongs to username.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Psychotic Ninja is unaffected by Username's giant combat mech which is with him on the Hill, because Psychotic Ninja is still at Kingdom Come, thanks to Epsilon, and he's enjoying his vacation, having too much fun to even start thinking of revenge on Username.

[Epsilon]

Epsilon decides to not be an over-aggressive jerk; he reluctantly decides to let Psychotic Ninja enjoy his vacation in the Kingdom Come, which is still of ambiguous location.

 

He directs his focus toward Username. The sheer terror instilled within Username due to Epsilon's demonic gaze melts him into a puddle of Formerly Username.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Username unmelts, gazes back at Epsilon and retakes his place on the hill

[Martin]

Martin informs the United States of America about the oil hidden near the hill. USA proceeds with a little friendly invasion whilst eradicating any resistance including Username. A few years later when American soldiers had left the hill Martin claims it using a flag with a smiley face on it.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Username kills Martin with his pewpew lazors.

He then proceeds to remove Martin's smiley flag and place down a Texas flag.

[Brad]

"Hi, I'm here to make pea- HOLY CRAP, LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE CUPCAKES!" Brad pointed off in the distance.

Username looked over his shoulder and did not see Brad draw the sawtooth bayonet from under his jacket.

 

The hill now belongs to Brad.

[Razor235]

Razor walks next to Brad, who is about to murder a potato, and says:

SsX1n0W7des

[The Scoutman]

The Scoutman claims the hill, its as simple as that when the former owner gets hit by a train and no one claim the hill.

[Razor235]

If you watch the video, you notice that I am still alive.

No sell.

[Bravetriforcer]

SOLD! To the handsome guy to the left of this text.

 

My Hill.