FREEMAN’S MIND: EPISODE 30

[unknown user]

i know what happened:

 

machinima guy 1: dude u uploaded ross' video?

machinima guy 2: uh.... yeah.... i did....

machinima guy 1: ok, now lets delete the only copy ross gave us to celebrate 31 episodes YAY

[unknown user]

Dont worry about that, the Comittee has all of that in stock and a great big batch of every material listed herein. They grant you permission to take down Machinima. J.C., Dr. Freeman gives you express command duties for the duration of the battle, and we now dub you General J.C. (or Kenobi,whichever you wish.)

Please, make these Machinima snobs see sence and give us our Freemans Mind!

[unknown user]

lol yeah the speeches would have a really weird lag because otto is having a hard time with ross.

"You know what?! im the fucking president,you people are crazy,and i know it because you have these wierd pricks in sunglasses and suits following me around all day. And i know IM not crazy, because,well, i said."

 

No?

[unknown user]

It has to be today *whimpers pitifully* right guys?

[unknown user]

Well, seeing as how they literally just released a video mentioning the release of Episode 30. It might be a few more days.

[unknown user]

DAAAAAMMMNN YOOOOUUU MACHINIMA!!!! *shakes fist at sky*

[unknown user]

I like how they released a video that promotes Freeman's Mind... but not the actual Freeman's Mind video...

[unknown user]

I am afraid that since we have to deal with this huge Machinima delay, flame war might be our last and only option to kill time

[unknown user]

There's only one way we can get Freeman's Mind out now... We must storm Machinima HQ, with Crowbars and shotguns, find Rob Talbert and force him to upload it! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

[unknown user]

You know, if there is anything Youtube should attack, it is not copyrights but those fucking copycats. Machinirna, machiniza... Why is this allowed to happen and continue every single time a new episode is released?

[unknown user]

I agree. We're all smart enough not to click on their vids but it does beg the observation and question of "why would someone even make this?" also "who gives these retards hits by clicking?" It's aggravating for sure.

[unknown user]

God damn you Machinirna!!!

[unknown user]

I'll organize the angry mob, maybe even get a holographic projector to spell out UPLOAD EP31

 

we should do that with valve too

 

hell we should do it with everything we want

[unknown user]

Ok, now we just have to figure out how are we going to get to Machinima's headquarters and we are good to go... Perhaps some sort of man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space, with possible applications as a shower curtain.

Also, I saw a ship for rent the other day. The Borealis or something. I'll look into that and let you know. There was a guy screaming something about triggering a portal storm, but I'm sure he was just a wacko.

[unknown user]

HELL YEAH! First Machinima, than Valve, and then my local supermarket, because I fancy a sausage roll... mmm...

[unknown user]

Good, I'll go tell Barney 581 to get the rest of the Barney army so we can do this right. We might also need to get Ambassador Pineapple with us. We'll unload a truck full of snarks in their HQ then we move in with the Barney army guided by the great Ambassador Pineapple himself and finish off anyone who's still alive. I'll bring a Magnum revolver with me so I can put a bullet in whoever is responsible of uploading's face.

[unknown user]

Let's use the missile launch area as our base of operations. Gordon is done there anyways.

[unknown user]

Who makes this? People who have nothing better and more fun to do. I just hope for their sake that they are still kids rather than fully grown wo/men. They don't even need to have a life to have better things to do, just look at Ross.

 

Who views this? Maybe people who just woke up and are a little disoriented and/or got blurry sight. Machinirna looks 'very' much like machinima in those situations. But then again it is a good idea to stay in bed until the senses have fully loaded up.

[unknown user]

I will take a sub-machine gun and then we will solve 500 EPISODES PER MINUTE!!!

[unknown user]

He's not quite done there yet, BECAUSE FREAKING EP31 hasn't been uploaded.