How Dare You?!

[Psychotic Ninja]

How dare you think I didn't get his reference!?

[Collective Foal]

How dare you talk back to me?

[scott155]

How dare you talk to him in the first place?!

[Collective Foal]

How dare you hurt my feelings?!

[scott155]

How dare you have feeling?! Lousy fleshling...

[Collective Foal]

How dare you insinuate you are a non-sentient lifeform?!

[scott155]

How dare you insinuate that all emotionless non-fleshlings are non-sentient?!

[Collective Foal]

How dare you break logic?!

[scott155]

How dare you not realize that logic itself is illogical and therefore broken?!

[Collective Foal]

How dare you cause my mind to explode?!

[Pinkie Pie]

How dare you have such a vulnerab-d'aww that avvy is adorable.

[scott155]

How dare you all have such affinity for anthropomorphic animated ponies?!

[Collective Foal]

How dare you not admit they are ridiculously adorable?!

[Pinkie Pie]

How dare you agree with me?!

[scott155]

How dare you not be in awe of my amazing application of alliteration?!

[Collective Foal]

How dare you not realize you have used assonance?! Alliteration only works with consonants in the beginning of the word.

 

Fickle Flounders Find Flurries Falling Floor-bound = Alliteration

Excuse Eggbert's Engagement= Assonance

[scott155]

How dare you be a ?!