Name 5 Things that aren't Jackie Chan

[ScottD.Betson]

1. My gay friend's dildo

2. Jet Li

3. Sour Cream

4. Yahtzee Croshaw

5. Gabriel Morton

[Selfsurprise]

1. Last of the Summer Wine

2. Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

3. Open All Hours

4. 'Allo 'Allo!

5. Only Fools and Horses

[BTGBullseye]

1.

1. Last of the Summer Wine

2. Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

3. Open All Hours

4. 'Allo 'Allo!

5. Only Fools and Horses

2.

1. My gay friend's dildo

2. Jet Li

3. Sour Cream

4. Yahtzee Croshaw

5. Gabriel Morton

3.

1.Lineups

2.Controls

3.Spoons

4.Klesk

5.Meh

4.

1.) 3

2.) 5

3.) 1

4.) 2

5.) 4

5.

1.Mister

2.You

3.Are

4.Going

5.Down

[Selfsurprise]

^

 

1. I see wut u did thar BTG

2. Scott saw wu u did thar BTG.

3. Zaraki saw wu u did thar BTG.

4. Ninja saw wu u did thar BTG.

5. Zaraki saw wu u did thar BTG agen.

[Zaraki]

1.Writing

2.Recording

3.Editing

4.Releasing

5.Advertising

[Selfsurprise]

1. "I'm probably carrying a few blood-borne diseases on my suit. I'm a walking CDC nightmare. It makes me want to hug someone."

2. "And where did that security guard go? I didn't see him! He's off playing with that alien in this giant funhouse of a ventilation system!"

3. "I don't think anyone's gonna buy a few dozen counts of self-defense with a submachine gun. I think there's kind of an unspoken rule in our society that if this many people are trying to kill you, you're supposed to be dead."

4. ""Yore dead". Wow. I can't even make fun of that."

5. "Why can't there be Error 482? Somebody just shot the server with a 12-gauge."

[AP_Pastor]

1. A grappling hook

2. A crate smashing room

3. A squirrel getting caught in a power line in MIT

4. Eddie

5. Hong Kong '97 (the movie, not the game)

[danielsangeo]

4. Eddie

 

You don't know that!

 

Err, uh...

 

1. Six Flags Magic Mountain

2. Six Flags America

3. Six Flags Over Texas

4. Six Flags Great America

5. Six Flags Great Escape

[Zaraki]

1.Wizard

2.Tinfoil

3.Waterslide

4.Cliff

5.Canyon

[BTGBullseye]

1. SSD

2. HDD

3. Floppy Drive

4. Tape Drive

5. Punch Cards

 

(reverse progression of computer data non-volatile primary storage systems, for those that don't know what I was doing)

[Selfsurprise]

Five Worries That Aren't Related To Jackie Chan

 

1. Did I spend too much on books today?

2. Is a typing score of 183 CPM and 37 WPM normal for someone of my generation?

3. Do I have any Fentiman's Curiosity Cola left?

4. Is it weird that I was slightly disappointed that I had nothing to contribute to my obituaries thread today?

5. What the hell was that?!?!! (I have all the windows open because it's hot-as-bollocks in my flat, and I'm pretty sure a fly the size of an albatross just flew in)

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[Zaraki]

1.Pills

2.Keys

3.Ties

4.Cards

5.Tables

[longliveprose]

1. Ackie Chanj

2. Ckie Chanja

3. Kie Chanjac

4. Ie Chanjack

5. E Chanjacki

[Psychotic Ninja]

1.) Arena

2.) Daggerfall

3.) Morrowind

4.) Oblivion

5.) Skyrim

[BTGBullseye]

1. Cars.

2. Bugs.

3. Planes.

4. Monsters.

5. Toys.

[Selfsurprise]

1.

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2.

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3.

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4.

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5.

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[TheTron852]

1) Blindfolded speedrun of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

2) The chaos that is Jak & Daxter speedrun, in a hilarious way

3) A surprise during Bioshock speedrun

4) Low% Small Mario Only Super Mario World speedrun done by a 15-year old.

5) PEPSIMAN!!!

[Zaraki]

5) PEPSIMAN!!!

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1.Mac

2.Cheese

3.A little Scout

4.Samurais

5.AKS

[rairii]

1. Jackie Chan

2. Jackie Chan

3. Jackie Chan

4. Jackie Chan

5. Jackie Chan

[Selfsurprise]

1. Jackie Chan

2. Jackie Chan

3. Jackie Chan

4. Jackie Chan

5. Jackie Chan

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!