Mission Unaccomplished

[unknown user]

Yeah good one.

 

Mine is

 

"This all looks kinda cool. I want a giant metal spider fortress."

 

or

 

"I mean, what's the point of being an honest citizen if I'm gonna get shot at anyway ?"

[unknown user]

No... I don't wanna be a schizophrenic!

[unknown user]

You mean just America. We (Canada) already had thanksgiving, and Mexico doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving. But Happy Thanksgiving to you!

[unknown user]

Meh, whatever. You Canadians are all crazy anyway. You celebrate it on the wrong day =P

 

But it doesn't mean I can't wish you people a happy Thanksgiving if I feel like it.

[unknown user]

or: "I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!"

 

or: "I GRADUATED FROM M.I.T.! MY DEGREE IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE!"

 

...actually... just throw any quote from Freeman's Mind and it could probably qualify for my favorite xD

[unknown user]

Hey hey! Snack machine! GIMME SOME DORITOS! What is this? Plexiglass?

Alright alright. I've got some change. B6. [Eats chip] Nacho Cheesier

[unknown user]

What I said about this being a thanksgiving day release was a lie. Its back to being a Halloween day release.

[unknown user]

Of next year at this rate.

[unknown user]

Hi.

This one:

There, that's for trying to guilt trip me! Yeah, (in a mocking tone) the Big Bad Freeman, Of course! You guys didn't start shit!

[unknown user]

Ross never mentioned the length of The Tunnel. It can be the usual 10 min video or it can be a 2 hr movie.

[unknown user]

You're crazy! I'm not crazy, and I KNOW that's crazy!

[unknown user]

He who fights drummers must make sure that in the process he does not become a drummer himself.

...Or was it aliens?

[unknown user]

Please work harder, Rosie.

We are waaaiting, my dear.

[unknown user]

Dammit Ross this better be the best fucking cinematic master piece in history or I swear to god I'm gonna break your arm off.

[unknown user]

You mean monsters

[unknown user]

i dont know why im a pazty but im not gonna take it.

FUCK THE SYSTEM

[unknown user]

I think he estimated at around 15 minutes.

[unknown user]

Same thing really.

[unknown user]

He didn't mean that, Ross, everything's cool. Take your time.

[unknown user]

Ummm...is Ross like....dead?