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Ten thousand years of evolution and we've barely begun to tap the vastness of human potential.

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Tyler Durden: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

Narrator: *mumbles*

Tyler Durden: I'm sorry... *takes gun out of mouth*

Narrator: I still can't think of anything.

Tyler Durden: Ah... flashback humor.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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When you have a moment?

Now's a good time, Stern. I don't keep any secrets from my wife.

Oskar, please, attend to business, it's much more attractive.

... What is it?

We've received angry complaints from the Armaments Board. The artillery shells, tank shells, rocket casings, all have failed quality control tests.

That's to be expected! Start up problems; I'll write them a letter.

They're withholding payment.

Sure, so would I, so would you, I wouldn't worry about it.

There's a rumor going around that you've been mis-calibrating the machines.

They could shut us down and send us back to Auschwitz.

 

I'll call around, ask where we can buy shells.

I don't see a difference. Whether they're made here or somewhere else-

You don't see a difference? I see a difference.

You're going to lose a lot of money-

Fewer shells will be made. Stern, if this entire factory ever produces a single shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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Private Pyle, you best unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

 

(Ronald Lee Ermey was the original Duke Nukem)

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Guess.

 

THEY'RE EATING HER...AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kaweebo/

 

"There are no good reasons. Only legal ones."

 

VALVE: "Sometimes bugs take more than eighteen years to fix."

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Uhhh... Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid?

 

"The egg hatched!"

*looks at chicken egg*

"Not that egg!"

 

Ahh, the Digimon movie...

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Uhhh... Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid?

 

"The egg hatched!"

*looks at chicken egg*

"Not that egg!"

 

Ahh, the Digimon movie...

 

Listening to the soundtrack right now...

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?

Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain. *Pauses* No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen. - The Princess Bride.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world my friend, those with ropes around their necks, and those who have the job of doing the cutting

Tuco: listen the neck at the end of the rope is mine....I run the risks so the next time I want more than just half

Blondie: hmm you may run the risks my friend, but I do the cutting....if we cut down my percentage...cigar?...hmm liable to interfere with my aim

Tuco: yeah, but if you miss you had better miss very well...anyone who double crosses me and leaves me alive...he knows nothing about tuco....nothing

This is the end of the line, and I'll rip you apart for what's inside.

Compensating wealth for what's more and more worthlessness.

The end of fear, the end of your life, I'll kill you right now, fucking die.

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My name is Inigio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

\m/ (^_^) \m/

Rock on.

 

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/ \ This is Bob. Copy and paste Bob and soon he will take over internetz!

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American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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(with an outrageous Yorkshire accent) Bastard!

[82nd] Mr. Kochi Bracegirlde: You just blow that fife

[82nd] Mr. Kochi Bracegirlde: the 'if ye know what i mean' aside

Hooper: want to give your men a fast reload? BLOW ME FIRST

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Great Scott!

 

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''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

 

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"That which you do not know, is not a moral charge against you; but that which you refuse to know, is an account of infamy growing in your soul. Make every allowance for errors of knowledge; do not forgive or accept any breach of morality."

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