Name an Awesome Movie Line

[Blue]

"What did you do?"

"Nothing, I stirred the tanks."

--

"This is Houston, say again please?"

"Houston, we have a problem.

We have a main Bus B undervolt- er, we're getting a lot of thurster activity Houston, a Caution-Warning Panel, Master Alarm, Quad C to Main A overload. There's another master alarm, Houston!"

"I can't get the hatch to seal!"

"J-just stow it! If we'd been hit by a meteor we'd be dead by now."

[falseReplica]

The Planet doesn't approve of that at all. It's doing everything it can to hold us back. That's why it's racking our bodies with pain and filling our hearts with doubt. Now, I should heal you. We will join as a family and strike back at the planet!

[Psychotic Ninja]

The Planet doesn't approve of that at all. It's doing everything it can to hold us back. That's why it's racking our bodies with pain and filling our hearts with doubt. Now, I should heal you. We will join as a family and strike back at the planet!

 

*sigh* I was going to use that quote, but you beat me to it, well, here's another, exclusive to Advent Children Complete (which I own)

 

 

"Is this the pain you felt before...Cloud? Let me remind you. This time, you won't forget."

[Blue]

*John Glenn's Launch Cancellation just announced. (Friendship 7 weather condition abort, January 27 1962)*

(Head of Mercury)"John, there's a problem with you wife."

(John Glenn)"Is it serious?"

"We think it is. There's a phone hooked up, we've got her on it."

-

"Annie? It's me. Are you alright? Tell me what's wrong."

[severe stuttering]"J-j-Johnson wwants me on t-T-V!"

"The Vice-President?"

"Tell her to let the Networks in, John. It's coverage, you know."

"... Annie. Listen to me. If you don't want the Vice President, or the TV Networks or anybody else into the house then that is that, as far as I'm concerned. They are not coming in! And I will back you all the way on that, 100 percent on this and you tell them that! Okay? I don't want Johnson or any of the rest of them to set as much as one toe inside our house!"

"K-k-okay."

"You tell them that 'Astronaut John Glenn' told you to say that. Heh."

*Annie chuckles quietly*

"Alright?"

"Yes."

"..I'll talk to you in a little while."

-

"Can't do that John. The Vice President is the head of the Program! You'd better think of the broader interests of-"

"You are way out of line here!"

"I'm out of line?!"

"Yes sir!"

*The other six Mercury Astronauts gather around*

"I'm running this show here!"

"We'll see about that."

"Yeah? Well I'm thinking about changing the order of flight assignments."

(Gordon Cooper)"Yeah?"

"Yeah!"

(Deke Slater)"Who you gonna get?"

"Who am I gonna get?"

(Scott Carpenter) "You heard what he said."

(Wally Schirra) "That's right."

*The Head looks around, anger turning into exasperated defeat*

"Just take it easy fellas."

 

(Alan Shepard) "Step aside, Pal."

 

(The First Astronaut program in the USA was Mercury. Out of 1050 prospective Test Pilots, Navy Pilots, Aviators, Aeronautic Scientists and USAF Pilots, Only seven managed to pass all of the extensive testing to define the best and brightest that would become the first US Astronauts. And they were Bros.

 

Better quote still, from the same movie (The Right Stuff) was "Alan Shepard's Prayer".)

 

"Please God, don't let me fuck up."

 

"Sorry, say again Freedom?"

"-I said everything looks Fine, Control."

[Obsidian]

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Tin Cup: "Okay, a man's driving down the road with his son and they get in a crash. Two ambulances come and take the man and his son to different hospitals. Son goes into the operating room, the doctor looks at him and says, 'I can't operate on this boy. He's my son.' How's that possible? (pause) The clock's ticking boys..."

 

(Tin Cup begins bouncing a ball on the face of his wedge.)

 

Earl: "Father didn't sneak back in, right? He's still at the other hospital?"

 

Tin Cup: "It ain't 'Star Trek,' Earl. No one beamed him aboard."

 

(Everyone's thinking harder)

 

Earl: "Well... if the father married the son's daughter --"

 

Tin Cup: "It's a family riddle, Earl. Think clean thoughts."

 

(Everyone's even more puzzled)

 

Clint: "Give us a little hint."

 

Molly Griswold (off screen) : "The doctor's a woman."

 

(Molly Griswold walks in) : "The doctor is the son's mother. Feminists pose the riddle to reveal how deeply our sexual stereotypes run. (directly to Tin Cup) I take it you're a feminist?"

 

(Tin Cup misses the ball he's been bouncing, breaking the spell. The regulars wait for Tin Cup's response.)

 

Tin Cup: " Ma'am, I've been called a lot of things -- but no one's ever saddled me with that one."

 

Molly Griswold: "You might try being saddled sometime -- the smell of leather, the sting of a whip..."

 

( The regulars snicker, enjoying her one-upmanship.)

 

Tin Cup: (slightly taken aback) "I'm just a humble golf pro..."

 

Molly Griswold: "You're Roy McAvoy the golf pro? I pictured something... different. I have a seven o'clock lesson."

 

Tin Cup (Roy MacAvoy): "I thought I had a Doctor Griswold at seven."

[Obsidian]

Bring out yer dead!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Did you just see that giant rock flying by?

[Obsidian]

To infinite and beyond!

[Alyxx Thorne]

YOU ARE A TOY!

[Obsidian]

MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING

[Alyxx Thorne]

No, Luke, I am your father!

[Obsidian]

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Look into your heart, you know it to be true!

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

"THE RIGHT OF THE LINE! THE RIGHT"

"Right; Proper, Accurate, Correct, Appropriate"

"THE RIGHT SIDE! OVER HERE! QUICKLY!"

"The right?"

"THE RIGHT!"

"Left! Right!"

[Psychotic Ninja]

Paul (hotel barber): "Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?"

[Obsidian]

You didn't see annnyyytthing.

[Blue]

It must be thursday. 'Could never get the hang of thursdays.

[Obsidian]

I fucking HATE the Eagles, man!

[Collective Foal]

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning