Street Cleaning Simulator

[Kyon]

Has anyone else here actually played this? Here is a review I guess if you don't know what it is.

 

This doesn't deserve to be in obscure games, even if it is, it is just horrible.

[Alyxx Thorne]

To anyone who plays this: WHY?

[Srake]

Where can I get this game? Cause it looks AMAZING!

[Kirkreng]

To anyone who plays this: WHY?

Don't you see, the excitement, the epic rush when cleaning those dirty dirty streets, the women going crazy for you. It's every man's dream.

[Eedo Baba]

"It's time someone brave enough and crazy enough cleaned up these streets and rid this city of the filth and despair that clogs it to this day."

*Gets in street sweeper*

[Jek Jek Roo]

Take it away from me! No simulators please! Never!

[Armature]

Street cleaning ftw?

[Obsidian]

Huh, it's was only released in the EU... and they say they never get exclusives.

 

Also, why do all the "related" sim games look like horribly photoshopped covers meant to ridicule the original sims? (Flight, Train, etc.)

[Axeldeath]

I remember seeing a review for a garbageman sim on PCgamer a while back.

[Kirkreng]

Hah, me too. Apparently it was not that good.

[Scorpia]

mother of god....nope, i'm out, really? i'd frankly rather play a game based on collecting sea shells.

 

all i can say:

to the game makers: Really?

to the guy who pitched the idea: pass the bong please.

to the people who buy/enjoy this game: please take 2 rounds of .357 and call me in the morning.

[Kirkreng]

I think I remember collecting sea shells in San Andreas.

[Scorpia]

...me too, but that's different, that's a whole slew of shit to do in that game. this game is completely uncalled for!

[Srake]

mother of god....nope, i'm out, really? i'd frankly rather play a game based on collecting sea shells.

 

all i can say:

to the game makers: Really?

to the guy who pitched the idea: pass the bong please.

to the people who buy/enjoy this game: please take 2 rounds of .357 and call me in the morning.

Aww you're no fun...

[Kyon]

I played this, hoping to get some humor out of it. It was just boring, I couldn't make fun of it or anything, it was just boring.

[The Hamburglar]

Game of the year. Forget Skyrim and Battlefield, this is REAL gaming for REAL gamers.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I played this, hoping to get some humor out of it. It was just boring, I couldn't make fun of it or anything, it was just boring.

Well what did you expect? There's really not many jokes you can get out of cleaning streets.

[Kyon]

Game of the year. Forget Skyrim and Battlefield, this is REAL gaming for REAL gamers.

So realistic

[Kirkreng]

And here is the kicker: It's 25 bucks

[Riley Hawk]

I remember I bought this for a friend a few years ago. Needless to say, I don't think they ever even installed it.