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My question is, is the water half empty or half full?

Neither.

 

It's twice as safely dangerously safely dangerously safe as it needs to be.

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My question is, is the water half empty or half full?

Neither.

 

It's twice as safely dangerously safely dangerously safe as it needs to be.

My head hurts

Must be due to the HIGH amounts of DANGER in the WATER.

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May I suggest using my newly developed DANGER eating microbe, Safe-T? It's five times as safe as normal safety. Plus, it'll take care of all future cases of DANGER poisoned water.

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An alternate option would be my generic brand of SAFE-T. It's called DANGER-B-GONE.

 

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My question is, is the water half empty or half full?

Neither.

 

It's twice as safely dangerously safely dangerously safe as it needs to be.

My head hurts

Do a dance.

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Must be due to the HIGH amounts of DANGER in the WATER.

 

Is that what's been floating in the WATER? DANGER? I thought it was just extra pulpy, like OJ. I LOVE OJ!

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Uh, what?

 

My question is, is the water half empty or half full?

 

 

Anyway, the water is half-empty, but if you turn it upside-down it becomes half-full, and vice versa.

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Uh, what?

 

My question is, is the water half empty or half full?

 

 

Anyway, the water is half-empty, but if you turn it upside-down it becomes half-full, and vice versa.

Huh, my nuclear missile seems to have intercepted the bottle in space...WE'RE SCREWED!

 

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What? I just saw it!

\m/ (^_^) \m/

Rock on.

 

O/

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/ \ This is Bob. Copy and paste Bob and soon he will take over internetz!

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Last post before yours: Mon Oct 24, 2011

 

Your post: Wed Nov 09, 2011

 

It's not really necro-posting, and seeing as you added something to the conversation then I don't really see the problem with it.

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