Count to 1,000,000

[Zaraki]

2681 - Ruins of a forgotten civilization have been discovered in the Bermuda Triangle.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2682 - Save icon still looks like a floppy disk

[BTGBullseye]

2683 - Save icon no longer looks like a floppy disk, now looks like the blood splatter from a headshot wound to an alligator.

[Zaraki]

2684 - The alligator riot begins.

[BTGBullseye]

2685 - Turns out the riots are staged, the governments blame terrorism, the scientists blame idiots, the idiots blame governments. The media averages and says it's government funded idiot terrorists.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2686 - Turns out the riots actually did happen, and the whole 'it was staged' was a failed attempt of a government cover-up.

[BTGBullseye]

2687 - Turns out the anti-anti-riot group was merely a resurgence of a group of humans that place more value on the life of an animal than in that of a human. All involved were fed to alligators.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2687 - The alligators evolve to alligatormen. Alligatormen are the new dominate species.

[Zaraki]

2688 - Apparently someone created a time machine.

[BTGBullseye]

2689 - One of the alligatormen used the time machine to go back in time, and in doing so, introduced a genetic virus to the alligators of the 2100's, and completely wiped out all possibility of alligatormen. The introduction method for the disease was through something it ate, namely the alligatorman. Time cops have since prevented any other changes to the time stream.

[Zaraki]

2690 - Time cops discover a new threat that is manipulating time.

[BTGBullseye]

2692 - The Time Cops remove the temporal incursion, and restore time to its proper shape.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2693 - The time cops are erased from all existence for creating a time paradox.

[BTGBullseye]

2694 - Never happened. This year doesn't exist, same as year 404 and 503.

[longliveprose]

2695 - Everyone's confused that it's the next year all of a sudden.

[BTGBullseye]

2696 - Every scientist is baffled as to how they even exist, considering time doesn't exist anymore.

[Woah_G!]

[Psychotic Ninja]

2698 - Pluto invades Earth

[TheTron852]

2699 - The number of attempts The Cult of the Ancient Egypt had while trying to rise to power once more. This time it was aliens from Pluto that ruined everything.

[3DGamerFTW]

2700 - Add a K, and get one of the most pointless i7's Intel ever released