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For those that don't get it:

 

 

 

The show is called Sealab 2021

 

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2003 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is released

 

And let's not forget the timeless classic made by George Dubya Bush, the Iraq War!

 

2022.

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2024 - Augmented reality begins to be used by the extremely rich.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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2026 - Number of gigabytes I've uploaded using Tixati.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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2028 - Number of gigabytes per month I uploaded using µTorrent, before they had ads.

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2030 - Two multiples of ten, stuck together.

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2033 - According to Google, Europe will reach Mars, India will become a superpower, and the Ice on Mt. Kilimanjaro will disappear.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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2034 - Switzerland ceases to be environment friendly, and phases out the last of it's nuclear power plants. Also, mutated beings invade our tunnels for a second time.

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2034 - Switzerland ceases to be environment friendly, and phases out the last of it's nuclear power plants. Also, mutated beings invade our tunnels for a second time.

 

When was the first time? 2013?

 

2036

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2037, I am elected president of New Canada, a rapidly melting square mile of ice in the middle of the ocean.

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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2038.

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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2034 - Switzerland ceases to be environment friendly, and phases out the last of it's nuclear power plants. Also, mutated beings invade our tunnels for a second time.

 

When was the first time? 2013?

2033, in the Metro... It's in Russia.

 

2039 - The Destroyers for Bases Agreement's ninety-nine-year rent-free leases granted to the United States by the United Kingdom will expire.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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2040 -

New Canada reduced to three square feet of ice.

New Canada begins emergency annexation of Old Canada.

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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